On this Wednesday of Kristin, we bring you glad tidings from the past:

Kids today with their flesh-eating drugs and their butt-chugging wine and their...incessant quoting of a Geico commercial featuring a talking camel who loves Wednesdays?

For the first time in the history of humping whales, a photographer has captured an act of copulation between two humpback whales.

The third high-profile sale at Sundance — and perhaps the most foregone conclusion in town — occurred late Monday when Magnolia Pictures picked up the bromance-gone-batshit Humpday.