Adam Weinstein · 03/04/14 03:38PM On the positive side, this means 10 out of 10 Americans think contact with HTML will prevent you from ever getting laid again.
NYU Student Titles Essay 'Why I'm Not Working This Summer' Maureen O'Connor · 07/26/11 02:21PM Olivia Pepper, "Student, NYU," has written a charming little ditty for the Huffington Post entitled "Why I'm Not Working This Summer." It starts with the most ominous opening sentence in the history of oblivious first person essays: