While one’s first rave is generally thrilling, it can also be bewildering experience for an unsophisticated Drug Enforcement Agent. When, for instance, do ravers put on their rave clothes? Which sports drinks do they favor? Also what in God’s name is a “PLUR”?

Talk show-lovin' "celebrity" President Obama will be the first sitting US president in history to appear on a daytime talk show when he appears on the ladyklatsch on Thursday. Conservative Jack Russell terrier Hasselbeck readies some well-researched questions and complaints.

There is no Hot Topic more sizzlingly appealing to the ladies of The View than the ongoing turmoil within the Spears family, who generously provide the show's debate-loving co-hosts with a fresh, pregnancy- or insanity-related misadventure crying out for their disapprobation on an almost daily basis.