Lest there be any doubt that the Drudge Report is the Perez Hilton of politics: Today's top story is a two-week-old "demon photo" of Hillary Clinton. The Drudge Report is actually a liberal parody of the conservative blogosphere, right?

Rejoice, fellow comedy lovers! Tonight, 30 Rock returned with its fifth season premiere. Summer was remembered, the future was considered, and Hillary Clinton was dissed by Jack Donaghy. Video of that scene—plus a special Ina Garten shout-out—is inside.

[It was a laugh a minute as Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and husband Bill attended the Clinton Global Initiative meeting in New York today. Image via AP]

Today at Gawker.TV, Bill Clinton proposes a new way of looking at green energy for NYC, HIMYM features baby drama and lesbians, Hillary Clinton's hair disaster, and what happens when you dub Kevin from The Office's voice over Cookie Monster?

Hillary Clinton made a major mistake in preparing for yesterday's meeting with the UN by selecting a hair clip that has now made her the laughing stock of morning television. Can't the Secretary of the State get some respect?

A reader who lives near William DeJean, the nutty Chicago dentist who's randomly running "Hillary 2012" ads on TV in New Orleans, sent in a photo of DeJean's office window, showcasing a Hillary Clinton cut-out and Bill Clinton rubber mask.

American politics makes such little sense nowadays that any random jumble of words you put together is likely to describe a real-world situation. For example: Some Chicago dentist is currently running "Hillary 2012" TV ads in New Orleans. It's true!

Granted, noon is the equivalent of 6PM when you host a morning show. In GQ's new profile of Joe Scarborough, the professional chit-chatter reveals his sexual fixations and calls co-host Mika Brzezinski "mommy" while she chugs vodka from a mug.

The big day for Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky came and went, and we're sifting through the most important details, like who wore what (Vera Wang! Burberry!), which famous people were there (Ted Danson!), and more. Wedding mania continues!

Chelsea Clinton tied the knot with Marc Mezvinsky in front of 500 guests this evening in Rhinebeck, NY. Details about the event are still emerging, but you'll find the first few photos of the interfaith ceremony conducted this evening below.

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The Most Important Event of the Summer is finally here! Our beloved Chelsea Clinton is marrying some dude up in picturesque Rhinebeck, New York, and the media is frothing with excitement: Celebrities! Guest lists! Bubba! Rich people! Wedding! [USAT, TVNewser]

[A man and woman in Rhinebeck, NY dress up like Bill and Hillary Clinton the day before daughter Chelsea ties the knot with Marc Mezvinsky at the Hudson Valley town's Astor Court estate. Photo via Getty.]

Chelsea Clinton is getting married on Saturday under a veil of secrecy in Rhinebeck, NY. Not secret enough, though: An insider provided us these exclusive photos of Astor Court—the palatial mansion serving as the venue—plus some inside information.

We once flew a message of congratulation to Rush Limbaugh on his third wedding day. We won't be doing the same to Chelsea Clinton. It's no double standard: the FAA will be closing off the airspace to protect the 'rents.

[Hillary Clinton is speechless when presented with this gemstone mosaic of her and daughter Chelsea by Vietnamese Foreign Minister Pham Gia Khiem in Hanoi today. Along with a tablecloth, it was the country's wedding present to Chelsea. Image via AP]

[Flawless Secretary of State Hillary Clinton yuks it up with Afghan President Hamid Karzai while posing for a picture in Kabul today. Image via AP]

The 2008 Hillary Clinton campaign will never retire its debt. Now, with several hundred thousand dollars remaining, donor prizes like "Win Dinner with Bill Clinton" have been downgraded to "Hey, wanna buy a Hillary DVD for $35?"

Looks like Bill and Hillary Clinton are ditching Chappaqua for a yurt in Mongolia. Just kidding! They're probably moving to this intense 7,000 square-foot house in the Westchester town of Bedford Hills. It's got a stable and everything!

Hillary Clinton, trying to allay Georgian fears about U.S.-Russian relations: "We can walk and chew gum at the same time." Okay.