A single slick art thief whose life is totally like a movie stole more than $600 million worth of paintings from the Paris Museum of Modern Art last night. Picasso! Matisse! Etc.! Click through for pictures of his superfamous haul.

Brazen Fifth Avenue Ninja Heist yesterday! Guys. Guys. Look. Ninja Heist!

You can tell a lot about a culture by which things it produces are worth stealing. On Sunday, thieves rappelled through a hole cut in the ceiling of a warehouse and made off with $75 million dollars in pills.

A third NYPD officer has been arrested for his role in last month's heist of a New Jersey perfume factory. Or, as we prefer to call it, "The Worst Fucking Heist Ever." Don't rogue cops even watch movies?

The Way We Live Now: Forced into a life of crime. The System doesn't want us to go straight. Madoff's scam barely even hurt anyone. Spectacular helicopter heists get all the attention. Meanwhile, our big beet business plan gets torpedoed!

TMZ is reporting tonight that noted garment thief Lindsay Lohan is wanted for questioning by Scotland Yard in regards to $500,000 worth of jewels that disappeared from a recent magazine photo shoot in the UK.