Joe Biden's health reform-related hot mic gaffe—"This is a big fucking deal"—appears to have inspired a t-shirt for sale on BarackObama.com. Unless the undisclosed abbreviation stands for something else entirely, of course. Like Biden's Flying Dinosaur.

The Daily Show returned from its hiatus with a vengeance tonight, with Jon Stewart and Co. tackling the fallout of last week's passage of the health care reform bill. A hilariously spirited debate, and unique solution for the outrage, inside.

In Sunday's What Is Wrong with the Youngs news: "Thanks to the health-care reform act President Obama signed into law," shiftless 20-somethings will mooch off their parents' medical plans even longer, will never get married, never move out. [WaPo, Picvia]

Andrew Breibart watched Tea Partyers call black lawmakers 'nigger' and Barney Frank 'faggot' over the weekend. He was outraged. That the lawmakers had the temerity to provoke a "peaceful" middle-American crowd. The black caucus should be ridiculed, he says.

Probably not, but this Hussein Obama guy just doesn't stop. A little provision in his fascist health care bill says that, as of July 1, all indoor tanning sessions will be subject to a 10% tax. Where's the outrage?

The Teabagger who heckled the guy with Parkinsons is totally sorry.

Republicans scored a major victory this morning when they found two minor drafting errors in health care reconciliation sidecar, making passage of the legislation legislation take one day longer than it would've otherwise.

Oklahoma Senator Tom Coburn is worried that Obamacare will offer subsidized boner pills to convicted sex offenders, so he's pushing an amendment to make sure it doesn't happen. Not on Tom's watch! [Politico]

Today we learned that litigious state attorneys general are frivolously suing the gubbmint to keep expenses down. Of course, this sparked yet another health care debate in the comments, and we heard from a civic minded doctor.

13 state attorneys general (three of whom are running for governor) filed lawsuits against a provision of health care reform that will not actually go into effect until 2014. Tort reform now!

After years of both sides debating the issue, President Barack Obama has finally signed health care reform into law. Democrats were all smiles today during the signing; meanwhile, Tea Baggers settled back into their routine of CSI and TV dinners.

"This is a big fucking deal," the Vice President said before President Obama signed the health insurance reform bill into law. Another classic Joe Biden "gaffe," which is when he says a truthful and often totally endearing thing in public.

President Obama just signed the health care reform bill! Can you believe he actually pulled this thing off? Now he can begin what will presumably be the generation-long effort to fix the damn thing.

First of all—is this a joke? If this is a joke, then—HA! If this isn't a joke, the only explanation is the Tea Party is unveiling a hideous plot to create musically disinclined zombies to defeat health care.

Tonight, Bill O'Reilly released the results of a poll conducted last night, asking if viewers thought the health care bill would bass. 71% predicted "No." Tonight's poll was whether the sun will rise tomorrow. Expect similar results.

Barack Obama will sign the health care bill this week. But then there's more voting to be done, on the reconciliation package! And this voting will be done in the Senate, which takes its goddamn time. Then: the lawsuits!

The former Speaker of the House says health care reform will ruin Obama much like passing civil rights laws "shattered" Lyndon Johnson and the Democratic Party in the 60's. Wow. Update: Newt says quotes used out of context.

Maybe not today, but very soon! His name is Jay Martin and he has spent the evening making sure everyone on Twitter knows he is "dead fucking serious" about wishing death upon Barack Obama. Updated with comment from Martin

Healthcare reform has passed. It's not perfect, but it's better than nothing and almost universally a good thing. Unless you're Fox News or Sarah Palin, in which case it's the end of the world. We watched today's apocalyptic coverage, mystified.

House Dems "have the votes now" and it's scheduled for tonight. Even abortion foe Bart Stupak is ready to vote 'yes.' Expect Republicans to go apeshit during today's floor debates, which are officially irrelevant except as a platform for venting.