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A Van Halen Reunion in 2011 is Unnecessary

Jeff Neumann · 08/10/10 07:33AM

Break out the Marlboro Reds and warm beer, because Van Halen is back. Right now the original members are "in the studio recording an album with [David Lee] Roth" that should be out next year. Somewhere, Sammy Hagar is crying.

Lindsay Didn't Expect Prison to Be Quite Like This

Max Read · 07/12/10 12:14AM

[A soldier from Bravo Company, 2nd Battalion of the 508 Parachute Infantry Regiment of the 82nd Airborne, has his head shaved by the light of a flashlight at Combat Outpost Ware in the Arghandab Valley, outside Kandahar. Pic via AP.]

Science Proves: Ladies Who Don't Use Pantene Are Ugly

Hamilton Nolan · 06/30/10 09:50AM

Astoundingly massive and omniscient consumer products corporation P&G knows that you, the consumer, are more worried about "bad hair days" than about war, recession, and workplace rape, combined. So P&G hair scientists are killing bad hair dead. With science!

There's a Motive Behind Every Bad Hairstyle

Brian Moylan · 06/10/10 03:05PM

Katherine Heigl wore one seriously bad haircut last night. But her new brunette bouffant isn't just a bad styling choice. This is "motive hair." Something else is going on that informed this decision. We've all been there, and it's scary.

The Worst Hair in Williamsburg?

Ravi Somaiya · 04/11/10 11:13AM

Several people report seeing this man around Williamsburg. He wears, says one tipster "a pair of child's pleather shorts as a headpiece to contain a giant jewfro to give the effect of twin chimneys." They call him chimneyhead.

American Idol Ruined Auditions for America

Brian Moylan · 01/21/10 01:45PM

Hair is holding an open casting and it is plagued by crazies from far and wide who don't really want to get to Broadway, they just want attention. Thanks American Idol, now instead of auditions, we have the freak parade.

How To Survive a Bad Haircut

David Matthews · 12/18/09 11:30AM

We've all been in this situation: it's the day before a big event, your graduation, wedding, ribbon cutting ceremony, and you just got a bad haircut. Well, if you don't have a favorite hat, here are some helpful tips.

Rumor: Conde Layoffs in Chicago Today

Hamilton Nolan · 10/08/09 01:22PM

In your thrashed Thursday media column: More Conde layoff rumors, Martha Stewart's evil company gets sued, media hair racism persists, and Choire Sicha declaims on the current technomedia foofaraw.