Gwyneth Paltrow usually subsists only on kale. But sometimes she eats real food, and this is a news story. Today, she ate some real food. Did her flesh instantly sag off her body and pool at her ankles?

Is this Gwyneth Paltrow's audition tape for the Food Network? Or is she just showing off? In any case, learn a pretty excellent mexican dinner from the Academy Award winning actress, now in both adult and kid friendly versions!

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Film industry/audio stuff [DataLounge]