In what would have made for a compelling multi-episode arc on season 5 of America's Next Top Model, former Top Model contestant Lisa D'Amato broke her nose in several places and shredded her forehead, lips, and chin to ribbons in what she calls "a freak accident" earlier this month. (Warning: the photos below are graphic and NSFW.)

Barely a month and a half after Fox News shocked the nation by airing a car chase that ended in a graphic close-up shot of a suicide, Los Angeles-area television stations were back showing live police pursuits without a tape delay.

Shepard Smith's face in this photo tells the story about this awful situation: Here he's seen immediately after Fox News had aired a car chase (live, without a delay) that ended with a suspect shooting himself in the head. Immediately after, they cut to a commercial about mesothelioma.

This graphic footage shows a car driving through a large group of cyclists participating in a Critical Mass bike ride on Friday night in Porto Alegre, Brazil.

The Expendables—starring your favorite '80s-90's action stars— topped the charts last weekend. But which member of the cast is tops when it comes to the number of people he's killed on screen in other movies? Amazing infographic inside.

From the Skwib, a graph called "The Economies of Despair." Lesson learned? The people who read books intersect only vaguely with people who read blogs, or people who buy books written by bloggers.

We read the celebrity news so you don't have to. In case this morning's one-paragraph gossip roundup was too much unbroken text, here's a handy guide to our ailing stars. They're dropping like flies!