Turns out they both bedded the same guy. This Latin actress only wants to date white dudes, and this male fashion designer carries tampons when making female clothes. Guys will share anything with their girlfriends these days.
Sex on demand is part of her job description. This actor is rude to the ladies, and this actress turns off men with her tacky sex toys. She should get herself a dutiful assistant.
Did Todd Palin have an affair with a massage therapist named Shailey Tripp? The National Enquirer stops just short of saying "yes"—but claims "police have confiscated physical evidence that could tie Todd to an alleged extramarital affair."
He even thought they could edit it out! This actress was seated between her husband and her lover at the Globes, and this actress is obsessed with her flaws. She can't edit them out either.
Not only did she insult her ex-husband, but a fellow actress as well. This former child star used to make out with the girl who played his sister. Ricky Gervais would love to make fun of both of these people.
Then she dumped the guy who knocked her up. This Real Housewife loves coke, this actor likes to film friends bedding porn stars, and this actress doesn't know who knocked her up. Apparently celebs can expect drama when they're expecting.
If a night out in West Hollywood doesn't make someone queer, then what does? This conservative show host is having an affair, and this actor is about to get married so no one knows how much he likes West Hollywood.
He sings about the ladies, but he's never bedded one. This actress needs to lose weight, and another actress thought she got an STD from her famous spouse. See, there are worse things than being a virgin!
Well, it's not much of a secret, because everyone seems to know. This actor's so fat he's breaking the furniture, and this opera star is flashing her private parts to the audience. That's a secret no one wants to know.
Last week, pictures of Stephanie Seymour frolicking in the ocean with her 18-year-old son set the blogosphere aflame. Now, Peter Brant II takes a break from high school to put all of us—and our celebrity industrial complex—to shame.
He even puffs more weed than chronic chronic smokers like Snoop Dogg. This actor was misbehaving in a gay adult theater and this starlet works with a tutor to seem more intellectual. That's the opposite of smoking too much pot.
That's what the sober star claimed, at least. This reality starlet is going to get Botox on camera and this actress dumped her famous boyfriend because he left his teeth in her apartment. That story really has bite!
That sounds like a public appearance gone really bad. This celeb's mother is an enabler, and these costars are having an affair on set. Guess actors are either making love or war. Nothing's fair.
That's one way of dealing with weight gain you won't hear about in Weight Watchers. This reality show couple gets more physical than you imagined, and this entertainer is Hollywood's hottest beard. And, no, it isn't Jenny Craig.
Before reality TV, she made her money in a brothel. This celebrity couple isn't legally married, and this tween star just broke up with her older costar. She wasn't charging, but he might pay for bedding someone so young.
They did the nasty in the middle of a New Year's party. This actor has a foot fetish, and this couple is a PR fix-up because he's gay and she's doing her bodyguard. Guess they don't like anything in public.
Shortly after news broke that Lindsay Lohan left rehab, Dina Lohan issued a statement: "'It's a great day,' Lohan's mother, Dina, told E! Online, confirming her daughter was released." But Lindsay issued her own statement: "I didn't leave." WTF?
When he needs an ego boost, he goes into the gay neighborhood and lets the boys-who-like-boys hit on him. This reality star was raiding a Toys for Tots donation bin. Also, a slew of blind items revealed.
Her team thinks her chances of a comeback are better after a bit of scandal. This reality star wants to be in Playboy (duh) and this old Hollywood star has a strange masturbation ritual. That's his bit of scandal.
Fake celebrity rumors are the id of pop culture, where we act lecherously (naked Miley), think wishfully (pregnant Aniston), and exorcise unspeakably hideous demons (prison raped LiLo). Some fake rumors are better than others. Here are the best.