This famous lady literally walks out of the store with a new pair of shoes on. This actress had an accident with her nipples during an audition. What's worse, being a crook or being dumb?
These two lady celebs have a lot in common, including their hate for each other. This star is awful to work with. This actor isn't as famous as he thinks. And this star keyed the car door of her famous boyfriend's famous ex. Another day, another feud.
This actor doesn't care if he takes home a boy or a girl, as long as it's not his wife. This actress is leaving an arranged marriage. This pop star is very nice to fans, and this actress has an ungrateful daughter. She's a natural for Mildred Pierce.
Because of a recent breakup, this famous lady went on a binge (and purge) of thin mints and vodka. Another actress will call up journalists who write negative stories about her and scream at them. Someone needs to give this girl a cookie!
This famous lady says she's volunteering at a woman's shelter, but she's really going to the free clinic for weekly treatment. These two co-stars have a long-standing feud. They should build bridges by talking about their "volunteer work."
This star bought herself a bakery, and she goes and makes some of the goodies herself. This embattled show is looking to replace its male lead and this athlete is nice to kids in need. Maybe he can get them some celeb cupcakes.
After his first divorce, this funny guy was living up the gay lifestyle, but now that he has a new movie coming out, he got married again to boost his box office. This tween got drunk and puked in a convenience store. She must have eaten the hot dogs.
This group of gay Hollywood power players have all dated famous actresses, this celebrity couple is a fake, this inexperienced Oscar-nominee is now sleeping with all the ladies, and two items about athletes dating actresses. Maybe the actress-dating ballers have a club of their own.
This actress made everyone think she gave the entire crew Christmas gifts when it was really a more generous co-star. This drug-addled couple are fighting over their kids, and this celeb needs rehab for more than just booze. Everything these days is a relapse.
This actor is known for his good looks, but he only wants to get naked with really big girls. Who is the woman who Charlie Sheen says attacked him with a cocktail fork? All this, and an old blind item revealed!
This celeb's ex doesn't want the media linking him to crack. This famous fella isn't always sleeping with the ladies, and this actress got caught giving a married costar some pleasure. She always did hit below the belt.
This celeb is making ends meet selling her junk at auction. This misbehaving celebrity is bipolar, and this actress went on a public rampage after her man cheated. Would anyone like to bid on one of them?
This sexy star is already going under the knife to keep his good looks. This actress needs a paternity test and this actor believes he'll win an Oscar so he can share God's message with the world. We'd rather he just get a face lift.
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This "straight" actor bedded the director to get cast in this Academy Awards favorite. This famous teen is totally running her family and ordering her father around. Some men are completely powerless.
This actress broke up with her celebrity husband because he can't just say no to sex with prostitutes. This famous family is on the outs and this closet case has a case of velvet rage. Is it possible to be addicted to anger?
In order to keep her role, this co-star in the Vampire flicks had to give up her baby. This couple broke up because of Facebook, and this famous lady wishes she had an abortion rather than a child with her no-good mate.
This star traded in the big screen for setting up C-Listers on "dates." This actor may quit his show to keep from cheating with his costar, and this fashion editor fired an assistant for not picking up her Xanax. Maybe the madam has an opening?
This starlet used to be buddy buddy with this big name politico, but now he won't take her calls. This actress almost had an arranged marriage and this marriage might split up because the husband is gay. Now that's a marriage with an arrangement.
The reason this star isn't talking about her divorce is because her ex has a tape of her doing nasty, nasty things in the sack. This country star's husband hits on models and this actress is sabotaging her husband's weight-loss efforts. Big whoop. It's not like they made a sex tape!