This famous lady literally walks out of the store with a new pair of shoes on. This actress had an accident with her nipples during an audition. What's worse, being a crook or being dumb?

1. "This actress makes plenty of money and is always well turned out, so you may be surprised to hear that she has sticky fingers. Or, in her case, sticky toes. She has a particular method that she uses to literally walk off with expensive shoes. When she goes shoe shopping, she wears a super long dress or long pants. She has the shoe salesperson bring her multiple boxes of Jimmy Choos, Louboutins, and Blahniks, and makes them run back and forth multiple times during her visit. At some point, the old pair get wrapped up in tissue paper and placed into one of the boxes, and the new pair go on her feet. She makes sure she is standing when the clerk returns, purchases maybe one pair of the dozens she tried on, and walks out of the store with one pair in a bag and one pair on her feet. So it's always a half-price sale for this sneaky girl and her size 7 1/2 feet." [Blind Gossip]

2. "This actress who is B/C list (mostly television) wants a role in an upcoming buzz-worthy film so much that she decided to follow in the footsteps of another popular actress. She had heard about an A lister who had iced her nipples before auditions to get the part. Our actress did this before her audition but apparently didn't think it through and put the ice on the outside of her shirt. When she walked in to say her lines the director asked, 'Ummm, are you leaking?'" [BuzzFoto]