This morning, on Good Day New York, Rosanna, Greg and the crew of SkyFoxHD, the Fox 5 newscopter, were mesmerized by a buoy in the Hudson River. What is it doing there? Investigate that, Fox 5!

On Fox's Good Day New York, style expert Katrina Szish talked about last night's risque Grammy fashions. She goes into detail about Rihanna's outfit as the s Doppleganger creen changes to a woman that looks like Rihanna, but is definitely not. Oops!

Today at Gawker.TV, Kim Kardashian gets punched in the face, Martha Stewart tries fly fishing, Kristin Chenowith makes a new friend, the Worst Cooks are even worse at hiding their emotions, and a low blow on Good Day New York.

Gary Coleman was arrested in Utah over a domestic assault warrant this past weekend. So if anything, that gives the anchors of Good Day New York the opportunity to take some very low blows on a small, defeated man.

The attached clip shows local news at its absolute finest: a hothouse of over-serious but under-talented egos, squabbling with each other over the responsibility of real journalists to cover broken elevator stories as thoroughly as possible. The anchor, venerable old Jim Ryan, forced into retirement from WNYW in 2005. The reporter, former New York Daily News assistant managing editor Dick Oliver. They have a bit of a history. Clip after the jump.