god-bless-america

Aging Child Star Goes to D.C.: A Comedy

Maureen O'Connor · 05/14/10 01:34PM

Silver Spoons star Ricky Schroder went to Washington, D.C. last week. "I met with the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe and with the guys at the Pentagon to see if I could help them with anything entertainment related." God help us.

Women in Maine Stage Topless Protest for Equality

Ravi Somaiya · 04/30/10 04:56PM

The women of Maine are sick of men being allowed to take off their shirts on hot days, while women must keep their chests, with associated ornaments, hidden. A couple of dozen just staged a topless march about it.

U.S. Soldiers in Afghanistan Made a Lady Gaga Music Video

Maureen O'Connor · 04/29/10 05:15PM

This video shows a group of nimble-footed U.S. soldiers remaking the "Telephone" video. The result is magnificent. Alternating between regulation camo and spangled leotards, our men in Afghanistan swing their hips, snap their wrists, and twinkle their toes like pros.

The NBC Winter Olympics Coverage Backlash

Ravi Somaiya · 02/22/10 07:50AM

NBC execs have either been watching a lot of Westerns, or have calculated that ridiculously overblown patriotism will get more viewers for the winter Olympics. In either case, two media-watchers are sick of the star-spangled blather.

Zsa Zsa Gabor's Eighth Husband to Run for California Governor

Ravi Somaiya · 02/17/10 07:52AM

It needed but this. Prince Frederic von Anhalt, who the AP describe as the "lover (never confirmed) of Anna Nicole Smith," and a "self-proclaimed member of European royalty," will try and fill Arnold Schwarzenegger's chair in the upcoming election.

Weekend!

Hamilton Nolan · 04/11/08 05:05PM

Since this photo is not brand new, I've been waiting for two weeks for an excuse to use it. And now I have one: it's the end of the day on Friday! AWSOME! [Asylum]