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John Cook · 01/05/10 10:57AMThe Fake Scandals That Global Warming Deniers Are Flogging
John Cook · 12/15/09 02:47PMGlobal Warming's Most Delicious Consequence: Supersized Lobsters
Maureen O'Connor · 12/08/09 12:21AMHow the Climate Change Summit Will Be Spun
Pareene · 12/02/09 02:49PMClimate Email Scandal: Scientists Engaged in a Conspiracy of Science
Pareene · 11/30/09 12:28PMFreakonomics Has Always Been Dumb
Pareene · 10/23/09 11:17AMThe Yes Men's Next Stunt
Hamilton Nolan · 09/16/09 09:11AM"Survivaball." Read all about it on the website. "Worried About Climate Change? Don't sweat it." Instead, you can wear a ridiculous rubber-ball body suit to protect you from the ravages of global warming. It's an example of the world's largest corporations using engineering to replace ethics, with humorous results, etc.
Climate Change, You've Gone Too Far: Our Beer.
Andrew Belonsky · 09/13/09 10:59PMThe Secret, Sad Benefits of Global Warming...
Andrew Belonsky · 09/11/09 12:50AMGoogle, The World's Solar Savior?
Andrew Belonsky · 09/10/09 03:50AMGlobal Warming Saves Freezing Ass
Andrew Belonsky · 09/04/09 05:20AMThe Government Might Do Something About This 'Global Warming' Thing
Arun Irizarry · 06/26/09 08:53PMFat People Are Responsible for All That Is Wrong With the World
cityfile · 04/21/09 01:52PMThe rise in the number of obese people isn't just having unappealing aesthetic effects on the landscape of America. It's also imperiling our nation, since fat people are responsible for global warming! "Scientists warned that the increase in big-eaters means more food production—a major cause of CO2 gas emissions warming the planet. Overweight people are also more likely to drive, adding to environmental damage." In other words, every time this kid puts another French fry in his mouth, an ice cap melts and polar bear dies. Depressing news, huh? Try making yourself feel better by downing a pint of chocolate chip ice cream. [NYP]
Obama's Environment Team Will Solve Global Warming With LASERS
Pareene · 12/11/08 10:42AMAl Gore Demands American Earnestness
Hamilton Nolan · 08/19/08 02:47PMAl Gore's incredibly expensive campaign to solve the climate crisis by enriching the advertising industry is still going strong! The Gore-backed WeCanSolveIt.org is running a new ad, and it unfortunately embodies the traits of its sponsor: off-putting earnestness and a befuddling message in support of a worthy cause. This one features various Americans staring creepily into the camera while slogans flash, informing politicians that we "demand" that they "use the wind" to stop global warming or something. A tenth of Gore's $300 million budget spent directly on lobbying would accomplish much more than these ads ever will. Environmentalists have all the good weed-is this as creative as they can get? Watch the Gore-like spot after the jump:
Help This Reporter If You Care About Kittens
Sheila · 08/05/08 02:29PMFrom a ProfNet query: "I'm looking for someone who could talk about the effects of global warming on the kitten population. Several shelters have said they've seen a large increase in the number of kittens born in the past two years."
NBC To Buy Weather Channel, Jazz Up Coming Apocalypse
Ryan Tate · 07/06/08 05:22PMBecause global weather patterns will only get more catastrophic until the last human finally starves in a sea of sand and fire, NBC Universal is wisely buying the Weather Channel for $3.5 billion. The deal includes website Weather.com, but more exciting for NBC is surely the cable channel, carried in 97 percent of U.S. homes. Imagine the cross-promotional possibilities that will emerge as global warming engulfs both coasts, and their advertiser-coveted demographics, in slow but steady ruin!
BBC Predicts Worldwide Panic As Fat People Eat Entire Earth
Pareene · 05/16/08 01:48PMFat people are eating all the food in the world, thus starving the skinny people, and also causing global warming, because they are so often chilly. It's true, we read it on BBC News. "The result [of hungry, hungry fatties] is that the poor struggle to afford food and greenhouse gas emissions rise," according to a study in The Lancet. Oh no! [BBC]