Huma Abedin, Anthony Weiner's wife and a top aide to Hillary Clinton, just returned home today from a week-long trip to Africa. She drove into her house early this morning and has not left since. Dun Dun DUNNNNNN.

Disheartening dong-tweeter Anthony Weiner allegedly coached a porn star to lie to the press about their sexy email and text exchanges. Gahhhh. Must. Not. Make. Dick. Jokes.

As Weinergate drags into its fourth day, Anthony Weiner refuses to answer the question of whether the dick in the pic is his. But just how long is this scandal's… legs? Maybe longer, now that we learn of a porn star who claims to be Twitter buddies with the congressman.