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The 10 Worst Things About Summer

Brian Moylan · 05/27/10 02:54PM

The weather is nice and hot and we can all almost taste the sweet freedom of Memorial Day. Summer is here, and that's awesome, but there are just some parts of the season that suck.

Nabbing a Fleet Week Sailor: A How-To Guide

Brian Moylan · 05/26/10 03:49PM

Along with giant flower broaches and nauseating cupcakes, another thing Carrie Bradshaw made famous was Fleet Week, the annual onslaught of horny sailors into Manhattan. Want to go about getting a man in uniform of your very own? Here's how!

She Ain't Nothin' but a Gold Digger

Brian Moylan · 05/25/10 06:09PM

[The only difference between you and Queen Elizabeth II is she gets caught picking her nose. Oh, and she and all her jewels rode in a horse-drawn carriage to open Parliament today and you didn't. So there. Image via Getty]

Twitter Gets Greedy With Your Tweets

Ryan Tate · 05/25/10 01:02PM

They might be your tweets, but the money is all Twitter's: The microblogging service must now get a cut of any advertising sold against Twitter content, even your own content. Nice racket.