Fox News Anchor Greta Van Susteren started a poll on her blog asking if she was dumber than a guy who sent her hate mail. She "won." "havw [sic] some fun!" she wrote today, "the poll was a joke!"

Apple has sold more than two million iPads since the tablet computer debuted on April 3, freeing at least that many people from the oppressive shackles of pornography and the tyranny of Flash-based web video. [CNET]

[You're not the only one looking forward to relaxing this weekend. Air Force One dropped off the first family in Chicago yesterday afternoon. Image via Getty]

Ken Starr, Bernie Madoff to the Stars! He's been charged with running a Ponzi scheme using money from celebrities. One of them is reported to be Uma Thurman. Dude, didn't you see Kill Bill? You're dead meat!

The monkey-carrying, procedural crime drama guest-starring, Biggest Loser-visiting chef fameball Rocco Dispirito got himself a televised cooking competition series on Bravo called Rocco's Dinner Party. From the press release: "DiSpirito sizes up some of the country's most promising aspiring chefs to see if they have the chops to impress at a private dinner party attended by his discriminating guests."

The diminutive Diff'rent Strokes actor was rushed to the hospital yesterday afternoon and taken to a surgical ICU. Some reports are suggesting that he took a fall and suffered a head injury. Which is never good.

[When Paris Hilton shows up at Fleet Week, the jokes just write themselves. Image via Getty]

The weather is nice and hot and we can all almost taste the sweet freedom of Memorial Day. Summer is here, and that's awesome, but there are just some parts of the season that suck.

The too-rich-to-sell-out rapper apparently doesn't like the New York Times Magazine cover story about her. She's so angry, in fact, she just shared writer Lynn Hirschberg's cell phone number with the world and instructed people to call her.

[Julia Gnuse, who appears in the Guinness Book of World Records as the "most tattooed woman," shows off how she got there at BookExpo America today at the Javitz Center. Image via Getty]

In 1983, to keep HIV out of the blood supply, the Food and Drug Administration banned any man who had sex with another man after 1977 from donating blood. Next month they might finally strike the discriminatory law.

Along with giant flower broaches and nauseating cupcakes, another thing Carrie Bradshaw made famous was Fleet Week, the annual onslaught of horny sailors into Manhattan. Want to go about getting a man in uniform of your very own? Here's how!

On a Metafilter thread about the outpouring of online revulsion against former ABC staffer Mimi Gurbst, a great blind item comment appeared. Which media gossip mogul is allegedly a drug-using sexual harasser (and more)? UPDATE: TMZ denial below.

A Manhattan Community Board will back a plan for a Muslim community center near the WTC site. Angry people gathered to protest the Muslim plot to provide a "500-seat performing arts center, a culinary school, [and] a swimming pool." [NYT]

[Britain's Chelsea Flower Show —"a pinnacle of gardening and a highlight of the London calendar"—ended Tuesday, with a Mediterranean-themed plot by gardener Andy Sturgeon winning Best in Show. Scalpers sold tickets for twice their face value. Pic via Getty.]

Attention, elites: You can now laugh at Tina Fey. The SNL actress and 30 Rock creator will receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, which is like a Kid's Choice Award, if the kids are "The Kennedy Center."

[The only difference between you and Queen Elizabeth II is she gets caught picking her nose. Oh, and she and all her jewels rode in a horse-drawn carriage to open Parliament today and you didn't. So there. Image via Getty]

They might be your tweets, but the money is all Twitter's: The microblogging service must now get a cut of any advertising sold against Twitter content, even your own content. Nice racket.

We were too busy trying to find something to watch on TV to actually attend the Sex and the City 2 premiere. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern went in our stead. Here is her adventure.

The Environmental Protection Agency ordered BP to stop using the toxic dispersant Corexit to break up their oil mess in the Gulf of Mexico. BP decided to keep on using it. And why not? They're basically in charge down there.