After thirteen days of incarceration, Lindsay Lohan has been released. Justin Bieber is writing an "illustrated memoir." T.I. tied the knot, and so did James Van Der Beek. Monday gossip is free at last.

Chelsea Clinton tied the knot with Marc Mezvinsky in front of 500 guests this evening in Rhinebeck, NY. Details about the event are still emerging, but you'll find the first few photos of the interfaith ceremony conducted this evening below.

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Snooki avoids spending the night in jail. Levi Johnston's ex-girlfriend denies he knocked her up. Casey Affleck has more trouble on his hands. Oh, and there's a big wedding happening today. It's time for a delayed installment of Saturday gossip.

[A man and woman in Rhinebeck, NY dress up like Bill and Hillary Clinton the day before daughter Chelsea ties the knot with Marc Mezvinsky at the Hudson Valley town's Astor Court estate. Photo via Getty.]

Al Gore will be resting easier this weekend. Prosecutors in Portland say they're dropping the investigation into whether the former Vice President sexually assaulted a masseuse in a Portland hotel room in 2006 "due to a lack of credible evidence."

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The site of Lindsay Lohan's forthcoming court-ordered in-patient rehabilitation has been revealed: Newport Beach's Morningside Recovery clinic, a seaside facility that treats chemical addiction and mental illness.

A former stage manager for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon has filed a sexual discrimination complaint against Fallon, who "just prefers to take direction from a woman," the man—who worked with Conan O'Brien for 14 years—claims. [NYDN]

In an interview with Britain's Channel 4 News, a Taliban spokesman says they're using Wikileaks' enormous Afghanistan leak to identify and possibly punish Afghan informants. The moral calculus of this thing just got even more muddied.

Steve Jobs has championed "freedom from porn," because, he suggests, pornography harms kids. But a technology broadcaster said he spent a porny weekend with Jobs—and Jobs' young family.

She's been on just one season, but Ellen DeGeneres is leaving American Idol because it "didn't feel like the right fit for me." She may be replaced by Jennifer Lopez, who is "close to signing a deal." [AP]

[Like a typical New Yorker, this man wasn't about to let a protest get in the way of his morning jog across the Brooklyn Bridge. The marchers were protesting Arizona's new immigration law, which took effect today. Image via Getty]

WCBS reports that Rep. Charlie Rangel will cut a deal to avoid the embarrassing ethics trial that's scheduled to proceed within hours. It would involve acknowledging his fuck-uppery, but no resignation. But we'll see! Remember, he's extremely stubborn. [Photo: Getty]

Leonardo DiCaprio will no longer star in in Mel Gibson's next directorial project, a period piece about Vikings. We have a feeling it has more to do with Mel's recent behavior than how Leo feels about Vikings. [Image via Getty]

Anne Rice is famous for writing crazy books about vampires, living in a spooky house, and , strangely, being a big Christian. UPDATE: Anne Rice is no longer a Christian.

ABC Entertainment president Steve McPherson resigned abruptly earlier this week. Now, THR reports the reason: an investigation into multiple sexual harassment complaints from "several women, including some executives and on-air talent." Sounds like an ill-concealed secret! Know more? Email us.

Remember when we said the Shit My Dad Says pilot lived up to its name? CBS agrees. After recasting the lead and reshooting scenes, they're comparing it to Big Bang Theory, which also required an overhaul between pilot and premiere.

The Wall Street Journal offers the world's best coverage of banana museums. But we wouldn't pay $600,000 for it! The WSJ jacked up the price it's charging the White House's news clipping service to $600,000! Not gonna happen.

Partial New York Times owner and world's richest man Carlos Slim has purchased a Fifth Avenue townhouse across from the Metropolitan Museum for $44 million. To put that in perspective: Pinch Sulzberger is his doorman. Kidding! Just barely. [WSJ]