After impressing the nation by giving Lindsay Lohan a stern sentence for breaking probation, Judge Marsha Revel has removed herself from the case after a prosecutor alleged that she'd improperly discussed Lindsay's treatment with outside sources.

You oughta know that Alanis has a bun in the oven. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush get into a drunken brawl. Boy George thinks Lady Gaga is full of it. Jennifer Aniston pities Lindsay Lohan. Isn't Wednesday gossip ironic?

The deadly Mexican Pig Influenza Pandemic— remember that?—yes, that. Well, it's over. FYI. It's "run its course," according to the World Health Organization. Did you survive? Cool. Ditto. I think we called this one accurately way back when. [LAT]

It's public knowledge that Jodie Fisher, the woman whose sexual harassment claims forced HP CEO Mark Hurd's resignation, was in softcore porn. What isn't widely-known is that a 20-year-old Fisher posed for Playboy in 1980. Well, we've got the pic.

Nearly forgotten American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino was rushed to the hospital last night after an overdose and suicide attempt. That reminds us, has anyone heard from Ruben Studdard or Taylor Hicks lately? [Image via Getty]

Today the New York Daily News tries to blame Lindsay Lohan, Tiger Woods, Naomi Campbell and Levi Johnston's recent mishaps on the summer heat. "Sizzling summer meltdowns," the headline screams. Unfortunately, the two are completely unrelated.

Portia de Rossi is petitioning to change her name to Portia DeGeneres, "the last name of her spouse." Ellen and Portia married shortly before Proposition 8 passed—maybe the name change celebrates the gay marriage ban's demise? [TMZ]

Everyone thinks that fast food joints and chain restaurants in New York must be disgusting while five-star eateries are as spotless as their white tablecloths. New York City's Department of Healthy has found the exact opposite to be true.

Lady Gaga crowd surfs in pasties and fishnet, and gets licked. Dina Lohan plans a family garage sale. Katy Perry's new song is about how bad her ex-boyfriend was in bed. Monday gossip is orally fixated.

New York Senator Chuck Schumer introduced a bill today that would require apparel companies to wait three years before copying the designs of high-end fashion labels. Forever 21 will soon be called Forever 24.

Mark Hurd, the CEO of Hewlett-Packard, is resigning after a company investigation into sexual harassment allegations against him found "violations of the company's standards of business conduct." No replacement's been named yet. [NYT. Pic: Getty]

You didn't think a little once-in-a-century environmental catastrophe was going to keep BP from its sweet Gulf oil, did you? BP is definitely not ruling out a return to the Gulf reservoir that ruined our environment.

Two guys who have permits to carry concealed handguns in New York: Fox News evil toadish mastermind Roger Ailes, and American tough guy Sean Hannity. Why so scared, fellas? Ailes, at least, can blame his paranoid insanity.

Rosie O'Donnell will return to TV with a new daytime talker on Oprah Winfrey's very expensive OWN channel. The show will start sometime next year. Sorry, but Rosie won't be nearly as fun without an Elisabeth Hasselbeck to shout at.

A Siegfried & Roy sex tape scandal involves unwanted groping and a male employee. Emma Watson cuts her hair. Laurence Fishburne offers $1 million to block his daughter's porn debut. Justin Timberlake goes gay. TGIFriday gossip.

Supporters of Prop 8 in California have filed their appeal following Judge Vaughn Walker's ruling yesterday overturning the ban on gay marriage. Now let's just sit back and wait many, many years for this to play out! [Photo: Getty]

A California judge ruled yesterday that preventing gays from getting married is unconstitutional. But nothing in Cali matters until a celebrity does it! Here are the brides-and-brides and grooms-and-grooms we'd like to see exercising their new right to wed.

Wyclef Jean announced this morning that he's resigning from Yele Haiti, his scandal-plagued charity, to focus on his bid for Haiti's presidency, which he'll formally announce on Larry King's show tonight.

What do you listen to when you have sex? You should be putting on this new new MP3 version of Indian sex manual the Kama Sutra, narrated by British actress Tanya Franks (pictured). Well, that, or Sade. [Guardian]

Prop 8 was overturned today. The gay headlines from abroad weren't as cheerful. A Sudanese judge sentenced 19 men to a public flogging today after they were caught wearing women's clothing and "dancing in a womanly fashion" at a party.