[A model gets the full beauty treatment backstage at the Eva Minge show this afternoon, the second-to-last day of Fashion Week. Image via Getty]

Marc Jacobs and his ex, Lorenzo Martone, were spotted (and photographed) hanging out at the V Magazine party Monday night after Lorenzo attended Marc's fashion show. Are they just friends? Are they back together? Don't become the new on-again-off-again, Lorenzo.

ABC is developing a TV series about a fictional Vice President and his staff. Why? Isn't that like making a show about the team that loses the World Series or a biopic about Eric Roberts without Julia? [Image via Getty]

Wiped out by Madoff's Ponzi scheme, members of a Long Island country club may slap Donald Trump's name on everything and become a "'Trump-branded' country club," thereby raising money and helping their borough beat New Jersey in a tackiness competition.

Tim Gunn calls Taylor Momsen "sad" and "pathetic." Jodie Foster avoids assault charges. Leonardo DiCaprio buys a pet that will live for 70 years. Chris Brown doesn't tip. Has Wednesday gossip gone too far, yet?

[Australians dressed in their traditional national garb celebrate the 10th anniversary of the Sydney 2000 Olympics at the Sydney Olympic Park Sports Centre. Pic via Getty.]

In your educational Tuesday media column: Al Sharpton launches a TV show about schooling; the Washington Post pimps space on its front page; and magazines bleed even more rich readers.

[A giant crocodile wearing the skin of Vogue's André Leon Talley sizes up Serena Williams as prey at the Vera Wang show today. It's hard to find food during Fashion Week! Image via Getty]

You know what grinds Bill Clinton's gears? When liberals attack him for selling out to Republicans for the final six years of his presidency. Clinton addressed these attacks yesterday, referencing a months-old Rachel Maddow barb about his "Republican" presidential record.

After much speculation, TMZ has "confirmed" that Jennifer Lopez will get $12 million to serve as an American Idol judge next season, replacing Ellen DeGeneres. And here I was hoping we were done with her already. [Image via Getty]

We entrust Google with our most private communications because we assume the company takes every precaution to safeguard our data. It doesn't. A Google engineer spied on four underage teens for months before the company was notified of the abuses.

Lohan is apparently "in conversations" to host SNL on December 4, right after her probation ends. Her previous SNL appearances—in 2004 and 2006—were all attempts to prove she was doing just fine post-Mean Girls. So, good omens. [NYDN]

A British judge sentenced washed-up singer George Michael to eight weeks in jail after he admitted to crashing his car while stoned in July. He should move to America. Here, celebrities get 37 seconds in jail for the same crime.

"Her bodice looks like the outside of the rib. Over the shoulder looks like it does come from a shoulder. There are no expensive cuts here, no real steaks. The best you've got is the flank steak on her head."

[Marc Jacobs and Courtney Love backstage at his Fashion Week show last night. Image via: Getty]

Snooki sings a requiem for her coiffure of yore. Penelope Cruz confirms her pregnancy. Montana Fishburne is going to rehab. Chelsea Clinton averts her eyes from her husband. Come revel in the delights of Tuesday gossip.

Pope Benedict XVI is having trouble giving away tickets to the events he's presiding over during his visit to Britain. Even though he has a special rap track for the occasion!

[A unique perspective on the finale of the Monique Lhuillier show earlier today. Image via Getty]

PETA's surprisingly reasonable complaint about Lady Gaga's meat dress: "After time spent under the TV lights, it would smell like the rotting flesh that it is and likely be crawling in maggots." That's why I prefer mink stoles.

It's all very simple, as far as AOL's CEO is concerned: The Web is ugly because it was designed by Silicon Valley nerds, so let's hire creative geniuses like the Jonas Brothers to redesign it.