[It's too early for Christmas, but we can make an except for the Everland Zoo in South Korea, because it's never too early for penguins dressed in Santa and reindeer costumes. Click through for more. Images via Getty.]

What was Sarah Palin's daughter Willow up to during the premiere of her family's new TLC reality show, Sarah Palin's Alaska? According to TMZ, she was engaged in an epic Facebook war about the show. There are screenshots!

[After announcing her engagement to Prince William, Kate Middleton showed off her engagement ring today, which used to belong to William's mother, Princess Diana. We hope it's not haunted. Image via Getty]

RadarOnline's reporting that Ronni Chasen—a 64 year-old Hollywood PR woman who started her own firm after stints at Rogers & Cowan and MGM—was shot five times and killed while driving in Beverly Hills this morning. An uncommon crime.

Alternative rock god Billy Corgan is miffed that a recently-reunited Pavement is trying to steal his thunder at a show with the Smashing Pumpkins in Brazil, so he's reviving the most boring rock "beef" of all time on Twitter.

[Olympic figure skater Johnny Weir casts the spell of "UHHHH" at the premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in New York City. Blue socks, Johnny? Come on, you're better than that. Image via Getty.]

Soon, all of Facebook's 500 million users will be eligible for an email address @facebook.com, the domain once reserved for trusted staffers helping users. That trust can and will be exploited by fraudsters, until everyone knows actual staffers are @fb.com

[For the start of the 111th Congress, former "Real World" cast member and newly-elected U.S. Representative Sean Duffy makes a video for his Facebook page in the U.S. Capitol, leaving someone else to "clean up Washington." Image via Getty]

The number crunchers at The Daily Beast ranked the country's 27 largest airports, and the three that serve the New York metropolitan area all ranked near the bottom of the list. The worst airport in the country: It's Newark.

And the first showdown between Tea Party Republicans, led by Sen. Jim DeMint, and Sen. Mitch McConnell's establishment goes to... the teas! McConnell has dropped his opposition to a proposed Republican earmark ban. Is this a good thing?

Let us explain. The hagfish is a blind, slimy, deepwater eel-like creature that darts into the orifices of its prey and devours them, alive, from the inside. Which is what Tina Brown is doing to Newsweek.

A New York judge dismissed Diandra Douglas' lawsuit for half of her ex-husband Michael's salary from Wall Street 2. She can still sue in California, where they divorced. There was no ruling on if greed is good or not.

A San Franciscan proposed a ballot initiative prohibiting child circumcision, saying, "it's a man's body," and "his body doesn't belong to his culture... or even his parents." So circumcision is, politically the new abortion. The bumper stickers should get interesting.

Gwyneth Paltrow bleeds for her art. Mel Gibson worries his child will become a "retarded brain-damaged idiot." Gerard Butler duets with John Mayer. Jessica Simpson debuts a new engagement ring. Monday gossip pushes through the pain.

Senator Chuck Schumer is looking out for Americans by lobbying for a ban on reusable grocery bags that contain high levels of lead because, "to add insult to injury, guess where these bags are made? China." Fearmongering... Schumer style. [NYP]

[Wacky guy David Arquette dressed up like this for the LA Lakers' Ron Artest's birthday party last night in Los Angeles. Cool, man. Image via Getty]

In 1997, Pacific Gas & Electric paid $333 million in settlements to residents of Hinkley, California over groundwater laced with cancer-causing chromium. Today, the same town from Erin Brockovich is under threat from a "plume" of chromium in the groundwater.

A medical marijuana-legalizing ballot initiative passed by 4,341 votes in Arizona, allowing for the creation of up to 124 dispensaries that would sell weed to patients with "debilitating medical conditions," such as cancer, glaucoma, or living in Arizona.

Bill Clinton, who used to be president of the United States, spent Saturday filming a cameo appearance for The Hangover 2 in Bangkok, where he was giving a talk on clean energy. He will play himself, because, of course.

Free market hero (and Senator-elect!) Rand Paul was on CBS's Face the Nation today to talk about things. He said he didn't like "the language" Obama used during the BP oil spill, and he's still waiting for a congratulatory phonecall.