Yesterday, we received a breathless report, subject heading: "What is going on?!!?," from an operative who described, quite vividly, a "fat white guy dressed in blue spandex, a fake black beard, blue double beer helmet, and [holding] a sign" standing outside of Paradigm's offices. Sadly, no photo was provided, and so we were left to our wild and colorful imaginations to fill in the blanks—and fill in we did, picturing an end-of-his-rope George Wendt doing whatever he deemed necessary to finally get his agent to return his calls.