Barack Obama's election means it's time for the country to reexamine the causes and meaning of the Civil War. It was about slavery, yes, but also States Rights, which is code for "slavery." [WP]

This week, the press/Obama honeymoon ended, so the press filed for divorce. Next week: hot divorce sex!

So the media, financial, and entertainment industries continued to melt down this week! So no one has any work! So your monkey tried to kill a woman! Get over it, America!