On Tuesday, our Father in Heaven once again demonstrated his passionate opinions about #brands, smiting a Delta 737 as it waited for takeoff at Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson Airport.

According to AJC.com, holidays honoring Confederate soldiers and General Robert E. Lee have been removed from Georgia’s official state calendar and are now simply listed as “state holidays.” “Those so inclined can observe Confederate Memorial Day and remember those who died,” said a spokesperson for Gov. Nathan Deal.

FUBU, the clothing brand founded by Shark Tank’s fourth most vicious shark, Daymond John, famously stands for, “For us, by us.” The “us” who FUBU was created by and intended for is not, as it turns out, white KKK members from backwater Georgia.

On Thursday, two women were found dead in an SUV after a car chase on Interstate 20, in Alabama. Police said that Lisa Brown had kidnapped Sandra Barnett from her home on Wednesday. Barnett was the wife of former NFL player Buster Barnett; Brown was his mistress.

On Friday, President Obama called the Confederate flag “a reminder of systemic oppression and racial subjugation” while speaking at the funeral for the Rev. Clementa Pinckney, who was killed along with eight others by racist gunman Dylann Roof. On Saturday, Dalton, Ga. threw a Confederate Flag Parade.

A Georgia man was arrested on Saturday for allegedly playing a criminally hilarious practical joke where he surreptitiously added weed killer to a co-worker’s water, the New York Daily News reports.

A rescue worker in the Tbilisi flood zones was dramatically mauled by a tiger in front of several of his co-workers—just a day after the Georgian government assured residents that all the escaped zoo animals had been located.

At least 12 people are dead and 24 people missing after floodwaters swept through Georgia’s capital, Tbilisi, the New York Times reports. An unknown number of animals—including lions, wolves, bears, and at least one hippo—have escaped from a zoo and are roaming the city’s ruined streets.

Corpulent coke rapper Rick Ross, who’s made millions off tales of moving weight, was arrested outside of Atlanta on Wednesday after officers allegedly found a “misdemeanor amount” of marijuana in his car, the Associated Press reports.

On Sunday, the night manager of an Applebee’s in Fayetteville, Georgia was found shot to death in the restaurant’s parking lot, the Associated Press reports.

Jim Cooley cares deeply about freedom. And safety. Which is why he travels to Atlanta’s airport carrying an AR-15 with a 90-round drum magazine. But why can’t he do that without cops politely following him at a safe distance? Isn’t this America?

A Georgia middle school teacher was arrested Tuesday, accused of letting kids have sex with one another in his math classroom’s storage closet.

This Saturday, an Army veteran in Athens, Georgia smashed the window of a hot car to free a dog in distress and was subsequently arrested for criminal trespassing, The NY Daily News reports.

Roosevelt Champion, III, was found hanging from a tree in the yard of a Greensboro, Georgia, house Monday, but so far, the Georgia Bureau of Investigations says, “there is no evidence of foul play.”

Yesterday, a high school principal in Georgia wrote to parents to say she was sorry for a bigoted freakout captured in a widely-shared viral video and also to let them know who the real racist is: Satan.

Nine deputies in Chatham County, Georgia have been fired following an investigation into a mentally ill suspect’s death in an isolation cell this January, NBC News reports.

A small plane crashed onto a highway in Atlanta this morning, killing all four people on board.

This weekend Peachtree City police nabbed a Walking Dead star for driving drunk near the Georgia town where the AMC show films. And if you’re thinking you’ve read this story before, you have: it’s the second time an actor from the show has been arrested for a DUI in that county.

On Sunday evening, a Georgia sheriff allegedly shot a woman in the stomach inside a model home in Lawrenceville, Ga. Police said Clayton County Sheriff Victor Hill “refused to cooperate” when investigators arrived on the scene. He still hasn’t been arrested or questioned.