The world li'l-est Scientologist celebrates a birthday. Charlie Sheen and Brooke Meuller both lose important things. Oprah has a new dad. Danny Glover gets arrested. Sunday's gossip roundup is too old for this shit.

Today at Gawker.TV, Stephen Colbert congratulates Williamsburg on not filling out the census, George Lopez talks Conan and TBS, Indira Gandhi makes a cameo on Ellen, Kathie Lee spits pure venom at Hoda Kotb, and the best fictional TV bands.

George Lopez has officially jumped onto the Coco Bandwagon, and slapped his name on the side. Team Lo-Co, says Lopez, will be much younger and "Leno-ing" free. Inside, his interview with CBS' Julie Chen.

Despite the fact that Conan can't legally appear on television, George Lopez found a way to "catch up" with the star. Said Lopez, "Everybody's heard of 'I'm with CoCo' but now everybody can 'Go LoCo'."

Sandy is afraid divorce will make Jesse crazy. Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber aren't breaking up. Dennis Hopper has to shell out fat alimony payments. Michael Jackson's doctor won't cop a plea. Tuesday's gossip is due in family court.

In real life, fat guys never get the girl. Duh. But real life be damned! In TV land, anything is possible...including being a fat slob and still having a sexy and sometimes submissive wife. These are those lucky men.

Sources say the star has made up her mind. Lindsay Lohan nonsensically addresses her white powder accident. Mischa Barton barfs. Levi Johnston is back for more. Michael Jackson wasn't dead at the hospital. Tuesday's gossip is alive. It's alive!

On Lopez Tonight, Johnny Weir discussed the politics of the figure skating medal platform, saying that his often-controversial personality may have been assessed by Olympic judges before he even took the ice—and could have cost him a medal.

If a fight broke out, who would survive? Brad colludes with Angelina's kinda incestuous brother. Matthew Fox's stripper may have faulty memory. Madonna's boytoy stands in a corner and cries. Another day, another reality star sex tape. Thursday gossip arrives.

Betty White, 88, is having a moment. She has movie roles, a Facebook campaign, and a popular ad when most actresses her age only have cataracts. Why do we support this comeback? Because it is free of irony and nostalgia.

Rob Lowe, James Van Der Beek, and Conan O'Brien all played in the same celebrity baseball game. Watch Dawson Leary cry all over George Lopez's couch about the day Rob Lowe couldn't remember his name.

Everybody's favorite stoner duo stopped by Lopez Tonight and took some time to talk about the health benefits of everybody's favorite plant. Old man jokes aside, it's nice to see these two still get along so well.

Betty White came on George Lopez's show and stunned the audience by calling herself "a whore," making references to her sagging breasts, and talking about her desires for Robert Redford. 88-year-old Betty White— this is why we love you.

At Sunday's Golden Globes Awards, the cameras caught Brendan Fraser having an awkward moment. On last night's Lopez Tonight, he attempted to explain what happened. Now if only he could explain how he keeps getting work.

Oh, George Lopez. So far under the late night radar that no one even notices when movie stars drop in. Movie stars! But drop in they did, as Jennifer Lopez tried her hand at the late night comedy shtick.

Jay Leno has become the most hated comedian in America. But he's not the only one! These comedians are also hated because they're unoriginal, obnoxious, and out of touch. But one theme ties them all together: they're not funny.

This evening's late night lineup definitely delivered the drama. For the first time, Jay Leno went after Conan O'Brien, before being DESTROYED on his own show by Jimmy Kimmel. O'Brien continued to go rogue, Letterman didn't let up, and more.

Jennifer stopped by George Lopez and told the world about her sparkly vagina. No kidding! Apparently after a rough breakup, a friend suggested she get Swarovski crystals bedazzled on her nether-regions. She liked it—and continues to do it!

Today at Gawker.TV, a Biggest Loser takes a fall, Today works out alongside some canine friends, Jimmy Fallon may be the next host of The Tonight Show, George Lopez weighs in, and what Simon Cowell means to Idol.

It's safe to say we have all forgotten the man with the most dynamic opinion on the late night landscape: George Lopez. What does he have to say? And how can he turn this debacle into a racist joke?