Angelina seeks the "coup de grace" of Aniston life-destroying. Blake Lively moves in with Leo DiCaprio. Lil' Bow Wow has a secret daughter. Elisabetta Canalis bounces back from George. Thursday gossip is a stone-cold assassin of hearts.

Spiderman costars Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone might be banging. Cory Monteith was a teen junkie. Heidi Klum gets naked. LiLo plans her first post-imprisonment par-tay. TGIFriday gossip.

If your mother calls tonight, it's probably to express her glee that George Clooney has split up with his girlfriend of two years, Italian actress Elisabetta Canalis. He is one again a confirmed bachelor. (No, not like that.) But let's take a moment to look back at the good ol' days, shall we?

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Kim Kardashian threatens to sue a tabloid and denies a football player's sexy stories. Scarlett Johansson is a pushy conversationalist. Emma Stone sucked her thumb until she was 11. Flo Rida gets arrested. Thursday gossip contains two truths and a lie, but which is which?

Here's a trailer for The Descendants, a new seriocomedy from Sideways, Election, and About Schmidt (listed from great to greatest) director Alexander Payne. It's a Hawaii-set tale of a man who discovers that his coma-stricken wife was having an affair.

Lindsay and Paris' would-be feud may already have ended. Paul McCartney is engaged. And Justin Bieber wants you to be cyber-responsible. Saturday's gossip once walked in on its husband sleeping with its dad. (It was the '60s!)

Sweet collision of tabloid worlds: Silvio Berlusconi's lawyers have named George Clooney as a witness in the Italian prime minister's trial for banging underage hookers at "bunga-bunga" parties and abusing his power to cover it up.

Today I read with relish that Grant Show, the former Melrose Place hottie who is having a bit of a career resurgence lately, will have a role on USA's Burn Notice. Thank God Grant is back, because he's only gotten hotter with time. And he's not the only one.

Did James Franco enact the most satisfying zit-popping known to man after the Oscars? Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart make out on a dance floor. Bieber and Selena Gomez make love with their hands. Melissa Leo rather regrets dropping an f-bomb. Monday gossip is an Oscars hangover.

"I f—ked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that's the truth." — George Clooney on why he doesn't have any plans to pursue a career in politics anytime soon. [Newsweek]

George Clooney is never getting married. Kelsey Grammer's daughter is, though. Mena Suvari wants babies. Nicki Minaj got kicked out of her hotel. Sunday Gossip Roundup is like a bowl of bacon, except the bacon is gossip.

Actor/activist George Clooney has malaria. Seems he contracted it earlier this month while traveling in the Sudan and is "feeling rough." That's a pretty extreme way to raise awareness for a cause, George! Well, keep the gin and tonics coming.

[An unimpressed George Clooney sits for an interview in Juba, South Sudan during the start of an independence referendum there. Image via AP]

Willingly involved! You never know a guy until you do, huh? Also today: A Ouija board movie directed by McG sure is going to be good, Camille Grammer is to retire on Frasier money, and Illeana Douglas news.

George Clooney is financing the use of surveillance satellites to monitor violence in the Sudan in advance of an independence referendum there. He calls himself the "anti-genocide paparazzi."

[George Clooney exits the West Wing after discussing his recent trip to Sudan and the genocide in Darfur with President Obama and the National Security Council's human rights director at the White House today. Image via Getty]

Today at Gawker.TV, George Clooney recalls being spit on in Sudan, Cuddy goes bare on House, Pauly D on the Tonight Show, and How I Met Your Mother decides what it takes to become a real New Yorker.

America's quintessential hot bachelor ditches the glamorous life for humanitarian work in Sudan. On the Today Show, George Clooney debriefs us on his experience with the Sudanese people and customs, including an interesting saliva-filled blessing.

Mr. Mariah Carey seeks sponsors for his birthday party. Paris Hilton "quits the club scene." Liza Minnelli celebrates photo retouching. Lindsay Lohan gets a job. Wednesday gossip will get you through the hump of the week.

Since it's pilot season, E! unearthed this "vault" clip from 1992 featuring an optimistic Clooney blissfully unaware that his new series will only last 16 episodes. Bodies of Evidence is now so obscure that it lacks a wikipedia entry.