geniuses
10-Year-Old Genius Graduates From High School
Aleksander Chan · 06/11/14 10:48PMAshton Kutcher Is an Engineer Now, Hahaha
Hamilton Nolan · 10/30/13 08:40AMThe Nobel People Are Seriously Short on Cash
Hamilton Nolan · 10/16/13 01:17PM13-Year-Old With Genius IQ of 162 is More Down-to-Earth Than You Are
Maggie Lange · 06/07/13 11:18AMNeha Ramu, a 13-year-old girl living in London, has a higher IQ score than Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein. Her score of 162 is the highest possible mark in the Mensa IQ test for baby geniuses under 18. Scores above 140 are generally considered to be genius level; the average adult score is 100.
Crazy Cat People Have Nothing on Crazy Squirrel People
Rich Juzwiak · 04/18/13 10:35AMKelly Foxton estimates that she has spent over half a million dollars taking care of and, most importantly, dressing her squirrel Sugar Bush in various insane outfits that include gowns and faux furs. (You probably saw pictures of Sugar Bush — or one of the 5 squirrels named Sugar Bush that Foxton has owned over the years — on the Internet in the early 2000s, back before we invented the word "viral.") She shared her story on last night's episode of TLC's My Crazy Obsession, during which she said, "People think I'm nuts and I don't care because I know I'm not. I have a 156 IQ, I don't think that's nuts." Mmmm, jury's out, but choosing the word "nuts" to describe your mental state in a television segment about squirrels seems, at least, wacky.
The Creator of Dilbert, the World's Greatest Genius, Has Had Another Brilliant Thought
Hamilton Nolan · 07/02/12 02:35PMScott Adams is the guy who writes Dilbert, a cartoon beloved by suicidal office workers across America. Scott Adams is also, not to brag, the smartest person in America, judging simply by the quantity of thinly-veiled self-regard which drips off of each and every post on Scott Adams' blog, especially the rapey ones. Scott Adams' genius possesses such a breadth and girth that it often crowds everything else off the internet, forcing Scott Adams himself to take on the task of pointing out just how big of a genius Scott Adams is.
Bloomberg's Fanciful Daughter Invents Fictional Character Just Like Her
Hamilton Nolan · 03/01/12 12:42PMThe Collected Wisdom of Chet Haze
Hamilton Nolan · 02/14/12 04:50PMHere we are six weeks into 2012, and we've barely even stopped to contemplate all of the knowledge, wisdom, and understanding that pours forth from Northwestern University rap star and Tom Hanks scion Chet Haze. We will now remedy that. Below, a thorough review of all of Chet's wisdom shared on Twitter thus far this year. Absorb that shit.