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Here's the First Trailer for The Long-Awaited Game of Thrones Porno

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 10/26/13 01:07PM

Tired of waiting until the Spring to get your fill of Game of Thrones, the softcore porno/drama on HBO? Then perhaps you'd be interested in Game of Bones, the just-released porno spoof that probably features only slightly more boob.

Here's Peter Dinklage in a Gay Bar Working a Rainbow Hula Hoop

Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/22/13 11:39AM

If you woke up this morning thinking "today will be the day I finally see Peter Dinklage working a rainbow hula-hoop on the dance floor of a Canadian gay bar," you have weirdly specific goals. But you're also correct.

Sophie Turner Adopted Sansa Stark's Direwolf After It 'Died'

Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/19/13 09:20AM

If there is one thing the epic fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire — and, by direct extension, HBO's Game of Thrones — is known for even among the most casual fans, it's George R. R. Martin's maddening penchant for eliminating even the most innocent and beloved of characters without a moment's notice.

Otherwise Boring Game of Thrones Features Shocking Coldplay Cameo

Caity Weaver · 06/04/13 11:16AM

If you maintain a cordial to friendly relationship with any creepy nerds on the Internet, you know that many people are freaking out about an episode of Game of Thrones that aired on Sunday, in which many things happened. The most shocking thing that happened—the thing that people saw happen with their own two eyes and still cannot believe—is that Will Champion, the drummer from Coldplay, had a small cameo in the episode.

Game of Thrones Actor's Ear Bitten Off During Brutal Attack

Taylor Berman · 03/26/13 07:20PM

British actor Clive Mantle, best known stateside for playing Greatjon Umber on HBO's Game of Thrones, was brutally attacked by two men outside a hotel early Sunday morning in Newcastle, England. The incident occurred after the six-foot, five-inch actor asked fellow guests at a Travelodge to keep the noise down. The two rambunctious guests disagreed with Mantle and, rather than quieting down, decided instead to bite the actor's ear off.

Nonsense With a Side of Flying Fingers: The Brazen Silent Hill: Revelation 3D

Rich Juzwiak · 10/26/12 12:17PM

The walls rot like flesh. A man in an engraved triangular iron helmet is the protagonist's guardian-slash-executioner. He manually operates a carousel where people suspended by chains through their pierced bodies are the horses. A princess party in a mall led by a creepy clown disintegrates to snarling children with faces painted like cats feasting on raw, probably human meat. A spider configuration of heads and arms that look like they came out of the manufacturing plant in Björk's "All is Full of Love" video swiftly attacks.

What People on Twitter Think Paul Ryan Looks Like

Mallory Ortberg · 10/14/12 10:23AM

There's nothing more American than comparing a vice-presidential candidate's physical appearance to a children's cartoon character. And Paul Ryan's just got one of those faces that makes everyone wonder "who does he remind me of?" Sometimes the similarities are obvious and sometimes they require picturing a former child actor copulating with a small, carnivorous rodent, but they're all right, every last one of them.

Dinklage vs. Dickage: Who Needs Either When You've Got Dragons?

Rich Juzwiak · 06/04/12 12:57PM

Last night's Game of Thrones Season 2 finale was technically dénouement after last week's pyroclimax, but it actually felt full of life — it was a ramping up instead of a tapering off. For example, Daenerys, who was given little more to do this season than wander around aimlessly, at last has direction and mounting power. And more importantly: dragons. Dragons that get her out of trouble, evoke the nonstop adorable-creature parade that was '80s pop culture and show up just in time to leave us wanting more. Again.