What People on Twitter Think Paul Ryan Looks Like
There's nothing more American than comparing a vice-presidential candidate's physical appearance to a children's cartoon character. And Paul Ryan's just got one of those faces that makes everyone wonder "who does he remind me of?" Sometimes the similarities are obvious and sometimes they require picturing a former child actor copulating with a small, carnivorous rodent, but they're all right, every last one of them.
A Youth Pastor
"He looks like a rapping youth pastor." -@danger_zone about Paul Ryan's beefcake pics. #truth
— Jill Filipovic (@JillFilipovic) October 12, 2012
A McDonald's Manager
Paul Ryan looks like the manager at McDonalds that tells you that you can only get 2 BBQ sauces with your 20 piece nuggets.
— JBreezy The Poet (@WatchJ) October 12, 2012
Student Body President
Paul Ryan looks like the H.S. Student Body President having a debate with the superintendent of the school district. #TWIB2012 #VPdebates
— Elon James White (@elonjames) October 12, 2012
An Honor Student
Ryan looks like an honor student who expects you to be impressed with how well he studied.
— David Roberts (@drgrist) October 12, 2012
An Altar Boy
Paul ryan looks like a beleaguered alter boy
— WilliamRAllen (@WilliamRAllen) October 14, 2012
Robert from the board game "Guess Who"
Sad Paul Ryan Totally Looks Like Robert from Guess Who - chzb.gr/P13xLW
— Jesse LaGreca (@JesseLaGreca) October 14, 2012
A Ballsack with Eyes
Paul Ryan looks like a ballsack with eyes. #VPDebate #Debate2012
— Justin Duncan (@TheJustinDuncan) October 12, 2012
Will Schuester from Glee
Paul Ryan looks like Will Schuester! Hope he breaks into song!!!#GleePdebates #Debates
— Michael Buckley(@buckhollywood) October 12, 2012
A Drawing of Will Schuester from Glee
BY DRAW YOU MEAN PAUL RYAN LOOKS LIKE A DRAWING OF WILL SCHUSTER FROM GLEE AS DRAWN BY A BLIND 13 YEAR OLD ...THEN YES ITS A DRAW #VPDEBATE
— Jimmy Urine (@jimmyurine) October 12, 2012
A Muppet
Paul Ryan literally looks like a muppet.
— Claw'b GraveRobber (@RobDenBleyker) October 12, 2012
Weird that Romney wants to cut funding to PBS and his running mate is Smirky the Lipless Fascist Bloodshot Muppet.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) October 12, 2012
Joffrey from Game of Thrones
Woah... @parislemon notes that Ryan looks a lot like King Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Woah. #vpdebate
— danah boyd (@zephoria) October 12, 2012
A White Boy From Pinecrest Who Sells Mollies
Paul Ryan looks like the H.S. Student Body President having a debate with the superintendent of the school district. #TWIB2012 #VPdebates
— Elon James White (@elonjames) October 12, 2012
A Fetus
Ryan cares about fetuses because he looks like one compared to Biden in this debate. #current2012 #VPDebate
— Cenk Uygur (@cenkuygur) October 12, 2012
Eddie Munster
Hahaha Paul Ryan looks like Eddie Munster twitter.com/lo_schroeder/s…
— Lauren Schroeder (@lo_schroeder) October 14, 2012
A Weasel
@mikeyy02 Paul Ryan looks like a weasel.
— David (@dvdphllps) October 14, 2012
Eddie Munster and A Weasel
As a woman, how does anyone find Paul Ryan attractive?! He looks like a cross between Eddie Munster & a weasel.
— Misti Jackson (@mdjacksondallas) October 13, 2012
A Creepy Version of The Little Mermaid's Prince Eric
I finally figured it out! Paul Ryan looks like a really creepy version of Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid.
— Shannon (@shannbonn) October 14, 2012
A Nervous Substitute Teacher
Ryan looks like a nervous substitute teacher at an all black school in Newark, New Jersey. on his first day there. #TBM
— Ted Bawno (@tedbawno) October 12, 2012
Taran Killiam
OH MY GOSH @tarankillam LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE PAUL RYAN!!!!!
— MaddieCanuck ♣JF (@Canucksfan2887) October 14, 2012
.@tarankillam actually looks A LOT like Paul Ryan #SNL @nbcsnl
— kayle hill(@kaylejh) October 14, 2012
fuck it lol it's time for SNL. Taran Killam looks just like Paul Ryan omg
— Melanie (@heyymel) October 14, 2012
Nothing Like Taran Killiam
#SNL did a great job matching Paul Ryan's tie from #VPdebate..Good thing since @tarankillam looks nothing like him.
— Shnaps (@Shnaps) October 14, 2012
Jason Sudekis' Joe Biden is so hilariously perfect.Not really sold on Taran Killam's Paul Ryan just yet. #SNL
— Brittne Rehrauer (@brixie19) October 14, 2012
Erica Perry's Boyfriend
#carrotconfessions My boyfriend looks like a younger version of Paul Ryan. #handsome
— Erica Perry (@EricaPerry17) October 14, 2012
What do you think Paul Ryan looks like? Please add your photos in the comments, especially if you know who Erica Perry's boyfriend is.
