Lady Gaga was forced to release her own sexy Instagrammed images of her (heretofore closely guarded) debut fragrance black fluid "Fame" on Twitter today, following the leak of a low quality picture in which the bottle looked totally shitty that took place a few days ago.

Even though her birthday was yesterday, today's Ellen DeGeneres Show featured one last celebration: a surprise call-in song from Lady Gaga! After the serenade, Gaga and DeGeneres discussed the singer's new album, upcoming Grammy performance, and frustration with NYC weather.

The University of South Carolina will be offering a class called "Lady Gaga and the Sociology of Fame" beginning next spring, taught by an obsessed professor with a Gaga fansite. Finally a college class with so many real world applications.

Mel Gibson gets dropped by his talent agency. Ryan Seacrest picks up the tab. Lindsay Lohan won't be able to smoke in prison. James Franco dishes on fake sex with Julia Roberts. Saturday's gossip roundup looks like a Vegas Whore.

On a whole, Newsies is pretty homoerotic. But Newsies set to Lady Gaga? Maybe a bit strange at first...but then you realize it's kind of perfect. Watch as Christian Bale and company dance their way into mashup history.

DADT won't be repealed until 2011, at the earliest. Robert Gates said yesterday he was "strongly opposed" to DADT changes before the military completes its review of the policy in December. He probably saw that Lady Gaga video. [Daily Intel]

CNN reported today that MTV has decided to ban the airing of the music video for Lady Gaga and Beyoncé's "Telephone" on its network. The most shocking thing about this is that MTV still believes its decision matters. Video inside.

On her show tonight, Suze Orman entertained a request from a woman who wanted to buy $1,400 headphones. Orman then went on a sweet/hilarious/awesome tangent about her love for Lady Gaga—love that's not reciprocated, apparently. Video inside.

How do you make Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland even weirder, and infinitely more awesome in the process? You add Lady Gaga into the mix, obviously. Check out this awesome "trailer" for Gaga in Wonderland, and prepare to be amazed.

Every day in New York City, celebrities are sweating on the treadmill next to you at the gym and taking up tables at restaurants. Lately in #stalker sightings: Richard Gere, Alan Cumming, Lady Gaga, and Mischa Barton.

Lady Gaga's been performing at Manhattan's Radio City, and naturally, the "penis" must come up...literally, as evidenced by this French website, with funny French words about Lady Gaga, and pictures of a guy, naked, in traffic. What's it all mean?!?

Lady Gaga's Bad Romance music video garnered 40 million YouTube views in under a month. So, remakes are expected. First, we saw Carlo's home remake. Then, Rachel Sklar's Bad Shiska. Now, Gaga gets the Sims treatment—and it's brilliant.

As usual, Barbara Walters' "Most Fascinating People of the Year" special wrongly assumed public fascination with a person somehow confers on them the quality of being fascinating. What was most fascinating were Walters' funny faces when she talked about sexuality.

Lindsay Lohan's vagina makes a surprisingly discreet reappearance, Michael Jackson's good for real estate, Perez Hilton lied to Tyra and Lady Gaga talks blow.