Today at Gawker.TV, let's all laugh at The Situation's high school "pizza face" yearbook photo, Tom Cruise threatens Regis Philbin's marriage, Kathy Griffin contends in a beauty pageant, and (spoiler alert!) watch the first four minutes of Futurama's triumphant return.

MAJOR SPOILER ALERT! New episodes haven't been made in seven years (if you don't count the mostly-amazing made for DVD film series), but as of today everyone is back, from Philip Fry to Zapp Brannigan.

Futurama's future has just become blisteringly bright. The new trailer for the triumphant return of the show has laid to rest anymore rumors or speculations. It's confirmed—Futurama will be back this June.

Comedy Central's new show, Ugly Americans, explores what life in New York City would be like if zombies, demons and various other manner of ghouls were real. Turns out, life would be about the same as it is now.

Since 2005, mainstream audiences have proven that they want science fiction (think Battlestar Galactica, Lost, V), despite past difficulty with the genre fitting into prime-time. And yet somehow, Futurama fans are some of the most jerked-around hollowed husks of humans.

Is it Bendering time yet? Hell yeah it is! A five-hour Futurama marathon just started on Comedy Central—and everyone should watch. Unless your computer and your TV are in different rooms, in which case you should keep reading Gawker. It culminates tonight at 8:00 with a brand new feature-length, er... feature, The Beast With a Billion Backs. Brand new unless you bought the DVD. Anyway, I'm psyched—I haven't bought a DVD in like two years. Trailer after the jump.

I just came across this and thought it was awesome. That is all. UPDATE: I can't seem to make the pic any bigger so just click the link to view full-size. Also? I'm pretty sure they forgot to include Lucy Liu's head. [DesignYouTrust]

Yeah, yeah, John Adams Part 3 is on HBO tonight–Will Adams and Ben Franklin convince the French to fund the struggling Revolution? Will Franklin offend Adams with his womanizing ways? Screw that. It's Bendering time! Two hours of brand new Futurama hotness is almost upon us. And the show's creators are totally getting even with the Fox execs who cancelled the show two years ago.