In an experiment seemingly inspired in equal measure by Marina Abramović and Subservient Chicken, James Franco obeyed the commands of random Internet users Saturday afternoon, smearing on makeup, licking a sock puppet and spraying himself with whipped cream just because some nice folks asked him to.
Remember that book Fucking James Franco? Its editor Sean Joseph Patrick Carney sent in the following video of James Franco screen printing a version of the book cover. Franco giggles in it, and it's actually kind of endearing — also to be expected, since James Franco is screen printing the words "Fucking James Franco." Maybe he's got a good sense of humor about being (and having sex with) James Franco after all. James Franco.
Valentine's Day is all about love, romance, sex, and funding the American greeting card, flower, chocolate, and restaurant industries. What better way to celebrate all that than with a dirty story about James Franco's sex life?
