This is great. Here's a re-edit that fourfour's Rich Juzwiak did of an old-school Britney Spears VHS called Time Out with Britney Spears. What do we learn? Well, Spears loved the words "funky" and "cool." A lot. A whole lot.

Did you know that there's an old VHS called From Cats to Kittens, starring a creepy cat lady named Ann M. Childers? Well, now you do! Here's a re-edit of the footage—of weirdly comprehensive cat facts—by Rich Juzwiak.

If you're familiar with Rich Juzwiak's blog, fourfour, then you undoubtedly know about his "weirdest cat in the world," Winston (catch up here). But did you know that Juzwiak has another cat, Rudy, who really likes to guard socks?

We've showed you before how crazy—and unpredictably entertaining—Liza Minnelli can be when making TV appearances. Courtesy fourfour's Rich Juzwiak, here's another: 10 of Minnelli's best lines from her Private Screenings interview on TCM. "Balls to you!" wins, obviously.

If you've ever frequented Rich Juzwiak's fourfour—or seen the posts here on Gawker.TV—you're probably familiar with Winston Bananas, the weirdest (coolest) cat there ever was. What has Winston been up to lately? Watch this video and find out!

Yesterday, a very pregnant Mariah Carey graced HSN—several times!—to hawk everything from perfume (which she hates), to shoes, to a Ring Pop necklace. Carey also repeated herself ad nauseam, and—as this compilation from Rich Juzwiak shows—it was awesome.

Considering how many awards she's won recently, one would think that Taylor Swift would no longer act completely shocked when her name is called. This supercut, by Rich Juzwiak, begs—and proves—to differ. Watch Swift gasp and gasp, inside.

Last week, Mariah Carey hawked her new CD, Merry Christmas II You, on HSN. During the segment, several fart-like noises, uh, emitted. Was it Carey? No! Apparently, it was her leather chair. Here's a video from Rich Juzwiak that explains.

As if Liza Minnelli didn't seem loopy enough last night on Larry King Live, fourfour's Rich Juzwiak has done a hilarious re-edit of the interview's best moments. My favorite part is the way Larry King says "Pizazz."

Aretha Franklin is amazing—haven't you heard? Case in point: here's a mashup of Franklin's recent appearance on PBS for a fundraiser, put together by fourfour's Rich Juzwiak. Inside, talk of cheesesteaks, Franklin's grandmother, Patti LaBelle, PBS, and more!

It's time for another video of the Internet's (or Gawker.TV's, at least) favorite cat, Winston Bananas (pet to fourfour's Rich Juzwiak). In this installment, Winston is displeased to find the lid of a sugar pot on his head. Drama!

Winston is an Exotic Shorthair, pet to fourfour's Rich Juzwiak, and the world's weirdest/coolest cat. After Juzwiak watched several YouTube videos that featured cats going crazy for watermelon, he decided to see if Winston would fall in line. Video inside.

If you're not familiar with Winston, the most famous/cranky Exotic Shorthair on the Internet and pet to fourfour's Rich Juzwiak, you're missing out (catch up here). In this new video, Winston rides—begrudgingly so, natch—in a bike basket.

Today's the day! For the third year running, fourfour's Rich Juzwiak has rounded up every utterance—and, believe me, there are a lot of them—of "I'm not here to make friends!" by America's favorite reality stars. Video inside.

Liza Minnelli was on HSN last night to hawk her jewelry line, which she started after being immobilized—and, ergo, bored—by a bum knee. Predictably, it was crazy, and luckily, fourfour's Rich Juzwiak made a highlight reel. Video inside.

This is the greatest thing ever. Here's another Rich Juzwiak masterpiece, featuring moments from Diane Horner's Country Hip Hop Dancing, a workout video from HEAVEN. "You can even add your shoulders if you want. That's the fun thing about hip-hop!"

If you watched The Celebrity Apprentice this season, you probably noticed that a variation of "[Name] threw me under the bus!" appeared excessively. Thanks to Rich Juzwiak at fourfour, we now have a hilarious supercut of them all. Video inside.

Before Bob Barker was raising awareness about spaying and neutering your pets, he was the Ron Burgundy of '70s game show hosts.

So Rich from the blog Fourfour was forced to post a video recap of last week's episode of 'America's Next Top Model' because his computer crashed and, well! We so aren't just saying this because some of us want to have sex with Rich and others of us want to be his best friend-catsitter: the dude has mad skills and should be getting paid to be on television. Do they still pay people to be on television?

That classic film, whose recent DVD release sent shockwaves of ecstasy through the blogaysphere, and whose writer Roger Ebert described it to Time as "a camp sexploitation horror musical that ends in a quadruple murder and a triple wedding," should obvs, obvs never be remade. Because it's perfect! But just in case! Here are our casting suggestions. Isn't "socialite" Olivia Palermo a dead ringer for (spoiler alert) doomed, lezzish ingenue Casey Anderson? It's eerie! Come with the gentle people to the rest of our suggestions after the jump. In the long run, you'll be glad you did.