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In Corporate Prison at the Ford Trend Conference
Hamilton Nolan · 06/30/14 09:30AMThe day before I went to Detroit, the city imposed a curfew due to fears of violence. The city was also in the process of shutting off water to thousands of its residents. It sounds bad. But as long as you stay inside a sealed corporate bubble the whole time, you'll never even know these problems exist.
Ford's Great Parody of Cadillac's Latest Rich-Asshole TV Ad
Adam Weinstein · 03/31/14 10:34AMGas Prices Soar, Like They Do
Louis Peitzman · 03/04/12 10:08AM
There have been several recent reports on rising gas prices, mostly focused on the fact that we're kind of doomed. Obama has admitted that he can't simply make the prices go down, and that none of the "easy solutions" many people are clamoring for would have any effect, now or in the longrun. We may — brace yourselves — have to start thinking in a different way entirely.
Watch Sanitation Workers Destroy a Ford Explorer in Brooklyn Today
Matt Cherette · 12/27/10 06:13PMHere's some amateur video that was taken today in New York City's Brooklyn Heights neighborhood. Watch as sanitation workers attempt to free a snowbound front loader—and destroy a nearby Ford Explorer in the process. 2010's blizzard claims another!
You Could Learn a Lot from These Dummies
Chris Wyman · 09/29/10 10:14AMThe 1998 Ford Expedition could very well have been named the Ford Trebuchet. In slow-motion, the unrestrained roll-over trials these dummies endure look almost fun. (Key word: almost.)
Obama Visits Chrysler Plant, Mentions His First Grand Cherokee that Actually "Worked"
Henry Baker · 07/30/10 12:20PMThe President mentioned in a speech today how good he felt purchasing his first car, a Jeep Grand Cherokee, and without naming names, insulted the poor Ford Granada his Grandfather taught him on.
Conan O'Brien Takes Steve Kroft for a Ride in His 1992 Ford Taurus
Matt Cherette · 05/02/10 07:52PMYou Have a Future in Garbage
Hamilton Nolan · 11/02/09 03:26PMFord CEO Forced To Learn How To Drive
Hamilton Nolan · 12/02/08 11:01AMFord Motor Co. CEO Alan Mulally is a Ford-drivin' man. The humble CEO, who is forced to feed his family on a mere $1/ year salary, announced that rather than taking a private jet like last time, he's going to catch the carpool fever and drive on down to Washington, DC to beg the government for bailout money. Driving himself, in a Ford hybrid car! Has someone been taking our PR advice? We'll say yes! Reportedly, "The Ford road trip would cost about $29, excluding snacks." Cost of snacks: $25 billion. [NYP]
25 Years Lost
Nick Denton · 10/08/08 03:49PM'Idol' Final Nine Desecrate Hip-Hop In Most Inglorious Fashion Imaginable
nickm · 04/03/08 01:25PMA Waste Of A Talented Cinematographer
Hamilton Nolan · 03/18/08 03:06PMPeople don't buy cars to get them from point A to point B. People buy cars for a feeling, dammit! And this car ad inspires some serious feelings: existential torment, lost love, special moments, sheer beauty. It's one of most visually evocative ads we've seen in a long time; a powerful composition. But then you see it's for Ford Fusion, and you're like, "WTF? Isn't that car a piece of crap?" Then you see the tagline at the end and you're like, "Ha, I don't think so." Then you're like, "SO WHAT DID HE SAY TO THE GIRL, YOU BASTARDS?" So, yes, very evocative. The full ad [via Adrants] after the jump.
The Gays Are Still Buying Cars
Hamilton Nolan · 03/13/08 09:46AMInsane fundamentalist Christian group American Family Association has declared victory in a two-year boycott against Ford Motor Company and its "significant support of the homosexual agenda." This, despite the fact that Ford says it negotiated no settlement, and is still involved with groups that work in support of gay marriage [Mixed Media]. It's the "Declare victory and go home" strategy, apparently. The AFA is very opposed to any ads "aimed at the homosexual community specifically." Except maybe ads for [jokey regular product with a gay reputation—suggestions?]! But the truth is that auto ads targeting gays have been standard for quite a while now, in America and internationally. After the jump, some of the most obvious examples.