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Richard Cohen Super Happy that Roman Polanski Is Free
Hamilton Nolan · 07/14/10 02:00PMJoe Klein Cannot Read
Hamilton Nolan · 06/30/10 12:44PMJeff Zucker Would Be a Great Politician
Hamilton Nolan · 05/05/10 10:02AMWorld's Smartest Man Conned by Celeb Psychic
Hamilton Nolan · 04/14/10 08:05AMAmerican Optimagicians Will Triumph
Hamilton Nolan · 02/09/10 03:44PMDonny Deutsch: Few Gays Watch This 'Super Bowl'
Hamilton Nolan · 02/03/10 12:50PMTake Chicken, Take Fox, Bring Chicken Back, Take Corn, Then Go Get Chicken
Hamilton Nolan · 01/25/10 12:14PMOutrage-Off: Mary Matalin vs. Jo-Ann Armao
Hamilton Nolan · 12/29/09 04:21PMDumb, Kids
Hamilton Nolan · 12/29/09 12:41PMCrazy Dudes Wanted to Fly to Denmark to Murder Old Man Over Cartoon, of All Things
Hamilton Nolan · 10/28/09 08:21AMAmerica's Most Inept Racists Strike Out
Hamilton Nolan · 09/11/09 08:15AMLove and Crime on Long Island
Hamilton Nolan · 07/23/09 09:36AMEverything Everywhere Closed. Swine Flu.
Hamilton Nolan · 05/01/09 10:39AMCindy Adams Won't Stand for Your 'Words' about 'Things' She 'Doesn't Understand'
Hamilton Nolan · 04/21/09 09:28AMMichael Phelps Gets Eight Kids at Party Arrested
Hamilton Nolan · 02/10/09 12:02PMRod Blagojevich, Media Masochist
Hamilton Nolan · 02/03/09 11:26AMMadoff Judge Resolves Conflicts Decisively
Hamilton Nolan · 02/03/09 09:11AMHated Columnist Finds Job On Internet Thingamajig
Hamilton Nolan · 01/05/09 10:16AMIdiot Vows To Keep Selling Idiot Clothes
Hamilton Nolan · 11/24/08 01:59PMNow that we have a glorious, hopey new president, it's time for the assholes to come out. Idiot L.E.S. designer Apollo Braun—famous for being the idiot who makes sweatshirts saying "Who Killed Obama?"— has issued a mumbly press release declaring that he will not stop making his idiot sweatshirts, despite alleged pressure from the FBI, which may or may not be a likely fabrication like the rest of the idiot's stories. He also gives an appropriately amusing quote!: