Before Mitt Romney introduced Paul Ryan as his Vice President, Romney introduced him as the "next President of the United States."

Newly minted MSNBC anchor Al Sharpton took to the airwaves on Tuesday evening to say that the outcome of Wisconsin's recall elections would indicate whether Americans on the whole are ready to "push back" against the evils of government. And then he spouted off a bunch jumbled words that made no sense, and yet at the same time it may have been the most entertaining thing he's ever said on live television. Video of Sharpton's flub is above.

Sometimes, a short/random video is just what we need for a quick—and hearty—laugh. Luckily, we have San Francisco news anchor Ken Bastida, and his unfortunate non-transition when talking about an absent colleague, to provide the chuckle. Video inside.

What's with news anchors and the word "penis" these days? Last week, we had the "enjoying penis a little bit more" anchor in New Orleans. Today, a "fractured penises" flub by Antonio Mora, an anchor for Miami's CBS4. Video inside.