A 48-year-old Florida woman was arrested Sunday afternoon after she allegedly punched her twin sister in the face, then scratched her and pulled her hair. Heidi Creamer screamed at Manatee County deputies that the fight was over "a vibrator and her boyfriend."

Florida's largest, wildest retirement community, The Villages (population 107,000), apparently has a public sex problem. Deputies arrested a couple Monday for fucking out in the open on top of an electrical box, the second such arrest in 4 months.

A guidance counselor on her morning commute to work at a middle school was arrested by Florida state troopers after reportedly almost hitting another car, admitting to being on prescription drugs, and having a blood alcohol level that was more than twice the legal limit.

A pregnant Florida woman delivered her baby in a motel bathtub, and that's the least bizarre thing about the circumstances of the child's entry into this mad, mad, mad, mad world.

A Tampa Bay-area high school teacher was arrested this week after admitting she'd had sex "20 to 30 times" with an underage student and aborted a pregnancy that resulted from the illicit relationship.

The nearly-naked woman who destroyed a McDonald's kitchen in Pinellas Park, Florida wasn't drunk or on drugs when she did it, and says she doesn't remember most of her rampage.

A Florida woman wearing nothing but a thong rampaged through a St. Petersburg McDonald's Monday, banging her head on the counter and then attempting to take apart the kitchen with her bare hands. Eventually, she chilled out by eating soft-serve straight out of the machine.

An allegedly inebriated widow from a sleepy section of Florida's West Coast was arrested last Friday after calling 911 twice in search of a cop to do "extra duty" for her, then rubbing an officer who was dispatched to her house while telling him: "I am so horny."

After being called to a house on a report of a disturbance last Saturday, a Florida woman kissed a police officer on his nose (against his will).