fitness
Coffee Cures Women, Bad Comedians of Depression
Hamilton Nolan · 09/27/11 03:20PMSexualizing Kids Sure Is Expensive
Hamilton Nolan · 09/22/11 03:12PMYou Will Soon Collapse in a Heap
Hamilton Nolan · 09/16/11 02:30PMWhat Ever Happened to All-Natural Drugs Like Heroin?
Hamilton Nolan · 09/13/11 03:40PMWomen Be Anesthetizing
Hamilton Nolan · 09/07/11 02:19PMYour Pretty Hair Is Making You Fat
Hamilton Nolan · 08/31/11 09:14AMAmerica Takes Too Many Bites
Hamilton Nolan · 08/22/11 04:40PMJust 15 Minutes of Daily Exercise Can Make You an Old Weakling
Hamilton Nolan · 08/16/11 04:22PMVampire Bat Rabies Is Here
Hamilton Nolan · 08/12/11 04:17PMGym Chain Offering 9/11 Anniversary Specials
Seth Abramovitch · 08/11/11 10:25PMAt the height of the Second World War, FDR gave a stirring radio address in which he reassured the American public that "no matter how dark the hour, we can take great comfort in knowing that an overpriced gym chain will eventually capitalize on it a decade later with some self-serving, bullshit coupon they damn well know no one will ever use." And what do you know? History has once again gone and repeated itself. Congrats, New York Sports Clubs! You are true patriots, through and through.
College Points Out to Freshmen: You Are Fat
Hamilton Nolan · 08/10/11 12:06PMMost college freshmen only find it necessary to be mortified by their roommate, their room decorations, their dorm mates, the difficulty of the classes, their struggles with newfound freedom, their all-too-frequent intoxication, and the overwhelming sense of being a lost and anonymous soul in a brand new environment in which nobody loves them. Now, at least one school is working to ensure that they're also mortified by their own lack of physical fitness. Progress!
Mosquitoes Probably Want Their Sperm Back
Hamilton Nolan · 08/09/11 04:52PMCoconut Water Is Just Sugary Water
Adrian Chen · 08/08/11 09:30AMAntidepression Is the New Depression
Hamilton Nolan · 08/04/11 03:54PML.A. Fitness Members Want the Body of an Old Lady
Hamilton Nolan · 08/03/11 03:46PMThe Mind-Boggling Mystery of Octomom in a Bikini
Maureen O'Connor · 08/03/11 12:07PMNobody's Doing Real Fitness Any More
Hamilton Nolan · 08/01/11 12:26PMIt seems that everywhere you look these days, someone is telling you how to do fitness wrong. They're telling you the wrong way to pick a trainer, they're telling you the wrong best exercise to do, they're telling you to do things that will kill you. And do you know who is to blame for all of this misinformation? That's right: you.