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Mario Batali's Fingerling Deliciously Roasted

Emily Gould ยท 11/08/06 03:55PM

Insults at Mario Batali's celeb roast at Capitale last night ranged from lame: "What are you trying to be, the Chris Farley of the Food Network?" โ€” to slightly less lame: "You look like Kiefer Sutherland after he was stung by bees." But one zinger actually made us LOL โ€” and it's courtesy of mild-mannered Queer Eye (remember those guys?) Ted Allen, of all people: