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Utterly Horrible, Vile Creature Piers Morgan Calls Kate Moss An 'Utterly Horrible, Vile Creature'
Emma Carmichael · 03/13/12 01:28PMAs current beef goes, this one is almost as lame as The Weeknd saying that The-Dream looks like the Hamburglar on Twitter, but public name-calling is public name-calling, and so we will share this particularly stupid incident with you: Piers Morgan, CNN's premier ruddy-faced gasbag, is still really pissed at Kate Moss.
Fist Fight Breaks Out at Symphony
Louis Peitzman · 03/10/12 05:55PMWhat It Was Like to Argue With Andrew Breitbart
John Cook · 03/01/12 04:55PMMonaco Prince Left with 'Broken' Face After 'Vicious' N.Y. Nightclub Brawl
Max Read · 02/20/12 10:19AMMeet Pierre Casiraghi, 24-year-old Monegasque prince and grandson of Grace Kelly, pictured here with his sister Princess Charlotte. But be aware: he might look a little bit different after a "vicious" nightclub brawl this weekend — involving Paris Hilton's ex Stavros Niarchos and the former owner of Hawaiian Tropic — that landed him in the hospital.
Semi-Legal Pastimes: A Night at the Underground Combat League
Hamilton Nolan · 02/13/12 04:25PMThere is no activity that you can imagine—legal or illegal, savory or unsavory—that is not occurring on a regular basis behind some closed door somewhere in New York City. Are there regularly occurring, unlicensed, and unregulated full-contact bloody ultimate fighting competitions happening in some underground gym way up in The Bronx, for example? Of course there are. This is a metropolis, after all.
The Time Scarlett Johansson's Boyfriend Sucker-Punched a Guy at a Bar, Then Hid in a Bathroom
Maureen O'Connor · 02/13/12 11:57AMCrazed Butt Injector Brawls with Victims on Daytime TV
Maureen O'Connor · 01/26/12 05:03PMThe strange case of the toxic tushes expands: Corey Eubanks, indicted medical assistant of crazed fix-a-flat butt injection doc Oneal Ron Morris, taped an episode of Telemundo show Cristina last night, and ended up brawling with several of his alleged victims, including Rajee Narinesingh. (Red dress, trying to keep the peace. Rajee is my favorite character in this story.)
Why Can't Barack Obama and Jan Brewer Just Get Along?
Jim Newell · 01/26/12 01:35PMPerhaps you have heard the news about this, the most destabilizing political scandal to hit American politics since Teapot Dome: President Obama and Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer had a modest disagreement about her new book, Scorpions for Breakfast, on the tarmac yesterday. The photographers even captured her pointing at him. What is everyone's problem?
Church of the Nativity Clergy Brawl 2011 Goes Well
Hamilton Nolan · 12/28/11 09:31AMIt's the end of the year, which means that it's time for Greek Orthodox clergymen and Armenian Orthodox clergymen to come together in order to "[scream] at each other and beat each other with broomsticks" during their annual cleaning of the Church of Nativity, where Jesus was born. As Jesus said, "If an adherent of a Christian sect with exceedingly minor theological or geographic differences crosseth into thine half of my birthplace whilst engaged in the very same charitable task as thou, thou must smite him with your broom."
Massive Shopping Brawl Puts Mall of America on 'Lockdown'
Maureen O'Connor · 12/27/11 12:44PMMinnesota's giant shrine to the gods of mass retail, the Mall of America, erupted into a 200-person melee last night. Thirty police stormed the premises, putting the entire mall on a temporary lockdown. The mallrats are rebelling!
The Only Time Glenn Beck Is Right Is When He's Fighting With Andrew Breitbart
Max Read · 12/12/11 01:05PMGirl Freaks Out on People for Breathing Loudly in CSUN Library
Matt Cherette · 12/09/11 08:10AMThe above video depicts a female student having a meltdown in the library at Cal State Northridge on Tuesday. Despite several reports to the contrary, the video was recorded and first posted to Facebook by a CSUN student named Ashley Monroe, who claimed in comments below it that the altercation began after the girl demanded others in the library "not breathe loud[ly]."
Guy Who Tried to Rob Mixed Martial Arts Fighter Now Looks Like This
Max Read · 12/06/11 09:55AMWatch Two Retired Football Pros Get Into a Cane-Swinging Brawl
Seth Abramovitch · 11/27/11 09:27PMWhat should have been just another sleepy Canadian Football League alumni luncheon in Vancouver on Friday turned unexpectedly violent, when Joe Kapp, 73, former quarterback for the B.C. Lions, got into a fight with his longtime rival, 74-year-old Angelo Mosca, former defensive tackle for the Hamilton Tiger-Cats.
America's Nicest MMA Fighters Foil Robbery Nicely
Hamilton Nolan · 11/07/11 09:29AMIn case you missed this story from last Friday, it will start your week off on an inspirational note: the security camera video above shows Luis Rosales robbing a Los Angeles hotel—and then running into Brent Alvarez and Billy Denney, two MMA fighters who just arrived in town for a fight tournament. A group hug of crime-fighting ensued! The LAT reports:
Katie Roiphe Saw a Fight
Hamilton Nolan · 11/03/11 04:13PMSchool Cops Just Can't Stop Pepper Spraying Kids
Hamilton Nolan · 10/28/11 09:22AM"Virginia Is for Lovers." This state slogan is a great, cheap way to "make a point" whenever something fucked up happens in the state of Virginia. Such as, for example, "school security personnel" relentlessly blasting Norfolk-area public school students with pepper spray. For lovers? Yeah, lovers of pepper spray!
Mitt Romney and Rick Perry Go At It in GOP Debate
Max Read · 10/18/11 08:05PMWhat's going on with Rick Perry and Mitt Romney? Perry—who more or less slept through his first GOP debates—aggressively jumped on frontrunner Romney in Las Vegas on Tuesday night, earning an enthusiastic response from Romney, who gently touched Perry and attempted to teach the Texas governor the rules. Of the debate. You can smell the testiness! All the drama, and tension, of two coked-up frat brothers arguing about politics at 6 a.m.! And poor Anderson Cooper, the supposed moderator, just sitting there there on the sidelines.
McDonald's Fight Videos: Brutal Metal Rod Beating Edition
Hamilton Nolan · 10/14/11 03:56PMTo the illustrious and soul-deadening genre of McDonalds Beatings Caught on Tape, we can add this: the one where two irate customers jump the counter so the McDonald's cashier runs in the back and fetches and metal rod and beats the hell out both of them, but the cashier was a man who just spent a decade in prison for manslaughter and the customers were both women so there really aren't any folk heroes here, folks.