Asshole zebra alert! Here's an angry little striped one at a zoo in Malacca cozying up to his rhino neighbor. And by "cozying up," I mean "bullying." Inside, watch Mister Zebra give Mister Rhino a hell of a bad time.

Whatever they're arguing over, one of them wants to throw down and the other doesn't. This bully looks good with his shirt off in front of all the neighborhood girls, but he's about to get mercy ruled.

Watch as a group of "sexy" witches, devils, pirates, and elves destroy an Oakland Denny's on Halloween.

OK, so maybe this hamster isn't coked up—in fact, he probably has rabies. But that doesn't take away from the fact that this is a 90-second video of one really pissed off hamster attacking people (and shoes!).

Joan Rivers visited The View today, and immediately came out swinging against Whoopi Goldberg for her repeated defense of Mel Gibson. Goldberg, obviously taken by surprise, wasn't happy about the chat, which was extremely tense—and awkward. Watch inside.

While in DC this week (he's there shooting Transformers 3), Shia LaBeouf relaxed outside of a cafe and read a book. Then, he left, chased a fleeing paparazzo, threw a cup of coffee at him, and ran away. Video inside.

Jeramie Trespalacios is a Florida man who dresses up as Elmo for a living. Recently, when Trespalacios visited a store after work—still in costume—he was assaulted by an angry man. Inside, watch an unintentionally hilarious local news report/reenactment.

As Michael K. at Dlisted wrote, "the first rule of Gay Hipster Fight Club is: don't f*ck up my hair." But hair—and a lot more—got f*cked up during this brawl outside of a Los Angeles nightclub. Watch inside.

Oy. There really isn't a good way to describe how painful these six minutes are—really. Here are soon-to-be-non-BFFs Abby and Lisa performing "That's My Goal" on this week's X Factor. Oh, also: screaming, swearing, sneering, snarking, and punching!

50 Cent, who lost 60 lbs. to play a cancer patient in Things Fall Apart, doesn't like taking out the garbage. How do we know? Because he freaked out on Twitter after being asked by his grandmother to do so.

Ice Cream War! Watch as a brawl erupts between two ice cream truck drivers—one of the famous Mister Softee franchise and the other a NO NAME LOSER—over a parking dispute near Columbus Circle. Or, just another NYC afternoon.

World's greatest mother Dina Lohan (aka yours truly) was on The Today Show this morning to SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT about her daughter Lindsay's jail stint (completed) and rehab stint (in progress). Several times, things got heated. Videos inside.

Yesterday, Disorder magazine claimed that 16-year-old Taylor Momsen told them that "her best friend is her vibrator." Perez Hilton wrote a post about it, but changed "vibrator" to "dildo." Momsen clarified via Twitter, and then things got really, really twisted.

One criticism of soccer is the faking of injuries by players (like this, or this), but this was real. In what should have been a red card (was yellow, instead), the Netherlands' De Jong just drop-kicked Spain's Alonso. Video inside.

This is joyous. Here's a video of a crazy old man interrupting a news reporter in Huntsville, Alabama in order to lecutre him for "struttin' dat ass" down the sidewalk, because it's... arrogant? Fabulous? Who knows. The schadenfreude-heavy video, inside.

We met Ryan last week when The Real World premiered its 784th season. Ryan is homophobic (watch here). He's also crazy! Tonight, he cuddled with a boy while blow drying his crotch before fighting with another boy. Videos inside.

If you're a police officer, how do you handle an angry confrontation with a 17-year-old girl who you've stopped for jaywalking? One thing you maybe shouldn't do is punch her in the head. Which is what one Seattle cop did.

The Internet is full of animal videos. Hell, this site has its own stockpile of them. Sometimes, the only way to know one is great is to heed a recommendation. Consider this video of a cat battling a snake recommended.

If there's one thing rap battles are about, it's respect. Which is why, when this group of exes go head-to-head with each other and the guy's rhyme hits a little close to home, the girl responds by, well, hitting him.

Well, this is strange. Two men brawl at a Chicago government office as horrified onlookers gawk before the presumed victor starts voguing away with struts fit for a Queen, honey, and sashays right out the front door. *Snaps* Video inside.