Gather round, unhappily married men, because the FDA has issued a report on flibanserin, the real live "Female Viagra" that will usher in a new golden age of raw, dirty once-per-month sexing.

Flibanserin, the real live, no joke "Female Viagra" that makes the ladies want to get down and rock it 'til the morning light...what were saying? Ah yes, the FDA is studying it! Its dynamite sexual effectiveness will astound you.

Sexy scientists say that they have, for real, no playing, discovered a drug that boosts female sexual desire. Everything is better now! But who's that trying throw salt in your female sex drug game? Haterz!