Biz Stone, the co-founder of Twitter, has described his company as a "globally meaningful... triumph of the human spirit." One other personal passion: flavored vodka for apple martinis, apparently. Stone doesn't just drink them — he's become a spokesman.

Apparently recruiters have complained to the board of a Columbia investment banking club that students they are meeting with about potential jobs haven't been keeping up their end of the ol' societal hygiene bargain. So, an embarrassing memo went out.

The conservative New York Post tabloid, with a deep sigh of defeat, has endorsed Democratic scion Andrew Cuomo over Republican gay club kingpin Carl Paladino in the New York gubernatorial race. Was it something Paladino said?

In a lame attempt at being "cool," the Vatican's official newspaper, L'Osservatore Romano yesterday wrote, "Few people know it, and he does everything he can to hide it, but it is true: Homer J Simpson is a Catholic." Uh, ok.

A hiker in Washington's Olympic National Park was gored to death by a mountain goat while picnicking on Saturday. The goat was notoriously aggressive, and park rangers had been "hazing" the animal for years by shooting it with bean bags.

Are you a journalist? Would you like to ask Alaska's Republican Senate candidate some questions? Well, I wouldn't try doing so after a town hall meeting at a school. Because you might get handcuffed and "detained" by his security detail.

The artwork for rapper Kanye West's new album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, has been banned! That is, according to Kanye, who Tweeted the cover earlier this evening. Want to see it? There are boobs!

Friday night, Justin Bieber got kicked out of a laser tag center in Richmond, British Columbia after a 12-year-old claimed Bieber hit him. Justin and his bodyguards showed up and allegedly proceeded to rough up the joint. Oh, baby.

Attention, men: "The twink thing seems over," declares GQ editor Jim Nelson in a New York Times article this weekend. That's right, it's time to ditch that slender, waif-like frame and pick up some biceps at the muscle store.

Don't get that excited about California Prop 19 — a state ballot measure to legalize small possessions of marijuana — passing, kids. Because mean old Attorney General Eric Holder says his department will still "vigorously enforce" superseding federal anti-pot laws.

Someone should write a novel about this past week in the life of rapper T.I. Just two days ago, he was celebrated for talking a suicidal man off a roof. Today, he was sent back to prison for 11 months.

A Manhattan woman wants a Connecticut court to let a New Jersey doctor harvest the sperm from her husband's body after he committed suicide so a family friend can have his baby. This is real life, not a soap opera.

While Democrats seem likely to lose the House this November, the race for Senate control is close as the dickens. What if it splits 50-50? Joe Biden's tie-breaking vote would preserve Democratic control — until Joe Lieberman joins the GOP!

On Monday, troubled secret-sharing organization Wikileaks plans to release what's been teased as the "biggest leak of military intelligence" ever: 400,000 Iraq war documents. Will it be enough to make everyone forget founder Julian Assange's pending sex crime case?

Police in Manchester, England decided to live-tweet every incident they responded to in a 24-hour period using a special Twitter account. Guess what? Cops' jobs are pretty dull!

It's good to be the president's polygamist half brother: "President Barack Obama's polygamist half brother in Kenya has married a woman who is more than 30 years younger than him." Expect plenty of Michelle Obama's judgmental eye-rolls during Thanksgiving dinner.

Is the Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert rally in Washington going to be the biggest satirico-political rally ever? So far, Facebook has registered 290,000 'definite' attendees. Impressive! Then again, Facebook is just a website where people lazily click anything.

No human being would ever consider reading Mitt Romney's recent book No Apology: The Case for American Greatness, much less paying for it. So how did it top the NYT bestseller list? With some ol' Romney magic, of course.

In The Social Network, Facebook co-founder Eduardo Saverin gets screwed. But Saverin writes, "The true takeaway for me was that entrepreneurship and creativity... are perhaps the most important drivers of business today." His $1.1 billion stake in Facebook probably helps.

69-year-old John Stolarz was released from federal prison on Wednesday after serving 22 years for robbing banks. Yesterday, Stolarz tried to rob a midtown Manhattan bank with a knife. It didn't work out so well.