Heidi Klum attended the Black Swan premiere in the signature dress from Project Runway runner-up Mondo Guerra's collection. When Heidi defended the dress on the show, fellow judge Nina Garcia snorted, "I'd like to see you wear that dress, Klum."

Do any Democrats dare challenge the omnipotent Nancy Pelosi for minority leader? Well, one ultra-conservative Blue Dog who's technically a Democrat may, if that counts. He's North Carolina Rep. Heath Shuler: Inexperienced backbencher. Legendarily shitty NFL quarterback. Democratic party savior?

He's an idiot, so probably. The Huffington Post's Ryan Grimm has identified several passages in Bush's new book Decision Points that he says are "lifted" from some of his advisers' books.

New York City swinging venues—spots for couples looking to swap spouses—are reporting a 20-60 percent decrease in attendance because of the economy. At $110-150 per couple, it's no wonder sex isn't selling! Maybe they need coupons?

Ellen Ross—the paparazzi-friendly Jon Gosselin girlfriend who demanded Taco Bell fire employees for looking at Jon the wrong way—has a blog where she gives advice, mostly about boyfriends and chihuahuas.

Tea Party groups are pretty worried about their newly elected stars going to Washington and immediately becoming corrupt spineless hacks. So they're hosting their own orientations, to school these incoming freshmen properly. And the inter-Tea Party competition is fierce!

Here's the latest horror story about Texas' justice system, where the same tale never ceases to shock: A convicted murderer executed in 2000, after being denied a crucial last-minute DNA test by Gov. George W. Bush, may have been innocent.

And it is! $8.5m expensive. The Marie Clare editor/wise Project Runway judge and her husband, Guggenheim Partners managing director David Conrod, combined two units on E. 66th St. to form this simple-but-sprawling sky palace. Now they're selling. Y'know, they're out.

Republican heartthrob and fancy belt-wearer Aaron Schock is at the Huffington Post's NYC office as we type. Someone should tell him hanging out with Arianna Huffington will do nothing to slow those rumors about being a closeted gay Republican.

The latest trend sweeping Dubai, the rich people capital of the universe: solid gold temporary tattoos for special occasions like weddings. They last for about a week and only cost $50. Wait, $50? That's nothing. Luxury for everyone!

David Kernell, the Tennessee student who "hacked" into Sarah Palin's Yahoo! account two years ago by correctly answering her easy password-reminder question — a crime that Palin has compared to Watergate — has been sentenced to a year in jail.

Eduardo Saverin—the Facebook co-founder who isn't Mark Zuckerberg—made a rare public appearance last night, his first since The Social Network's release, it appears. Eduardo went to a Victoria's Secret party, where he mostly socialized with other tech nerds.

Facebook is reportedly launching a Facebook email client this Monday. Soon you'll be able to have your very own @facebook.com email address. This is great. Now we'll have something to email our Yahoo and Gmail addresses with.

A lot of people have been wondering why New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg tapped former Hearst chief Cathie Black to run the city's school system. Add Black to the list: Bloomberg never even interviewed her before offering her the job.

Three employees have been suspended from accounting firm Pricewaterhouse Coopers for circulating that email ranking the "Top 10" attractive women in the Dublin office. Now another firm, KPMG, might be facing a similar scandal. Who knew accountants were so naughty?

Kentuckian Harvey Westmoreland didn't want any trouble when he tried to sell his lawnmower to some friends. But trouble sure found him. What happened, Harvey? "[E]verything just went haywire... They cut my beard and forced me to eat it."

Uh oh! Sarah Palin is starting on a 16-state "heartland tour" this month to promote her new book. You know what else is in the heartland? Iowa. This means that she is definitely running for president in 2012.

The Facebook-Google showdown isn't limited to your personal data. Facebook has been poaching talent from Google, and Google is fighting back with big bonuses for sticking around. One senior engineer was offered $3.5 million in stock not to jump ship.

When we heard that the Carnival Splendor Cruise Ship was stranded in the Pacific Ocean, we had to wonder how much worse being on a disabled cruise ship was than just being on a regular cruise ship. A lot, apparently!

Media Matters, the reliably nitpicky watchdog of right-wing media, has paid $86,000 in a charity auction to win a lunch with Rupert Murdoch, Fox News' overlord. Sounds like a contentious face-to-face! Or maybe they'll just have a pleasant lunch.