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Jane Pratt's Resident Angel Dust Aficionado Wrote The Best Piece On Whitney Houston's Death
Danny Gold · 02/13/12 10:14PMXOJane.com beauty and health director Cat Marnell is no stranger to controversy. She's made a career out of detailing her questionable behavior with drugs and sex while dishing out foundation tips on the side. The last article she gained internet notoriety for involved her use of Plan B as a contraceptive.
City of Chicago Makes Boy Cry Hysterically By Rescinding His Award
Danny Gold · 02/13/12 09:45PMThis young man won a contest to design a new sticker for the city of Chicago. Then someone in the department noticed that there may be gang signs hidden in the design. The award was taken away. The young man did not respond well. Judging by his reaction, he is not cut out for the gang life.
Popular Lesbian Rapper Criticized for Homophobia
Danny Gold · 02/13/12 09:03PMOut Magazine just published a profile on Odd Future member and one half of internet sensation The Internet, Syd the Kyd. The 19-year-old producer/artist has been with the collective since it first started gaining attention. She's also firmly stood by group leader Tyler, The Creator when he's been accused of misogyny and homophobia.
Supreme Court Justice Robbed At Machete-Point
Danny Gold · 02/13/12 08:42PMThe Hot New Drug Everyone Will Soon Be Freaking Out About
Danny Gold · 02/13/12 08:17PMIt's been a little while since people freaked out about a new drug that all the kids are supposedly doing, but it's time again to cue up the fearmongering articles. This one comes to us from the Daily Mail, which warns us about the hottest new drug in England, methoxetamine. Also know as MXE, it serves as a legal alternative to ketamine. Your kids are most likely doing it in the bathroom right now as you read this.
Rapper Known For Sexually Explicit Songs Advises Teens On Sexually Explicit Behavior, Offends (UPDATED)
Danny Gold · 02/13/12 07:29PMRapper Too Short has had a moderately successful music career for more than two decades. He has not strayed far from the formula that made him famous: rhyming about sex. Specifically, how to get sex, how to have sex, how much he enjoys having sex, how much sex he has, and so forth. I was going to post up song titles to further reiterate my point, but most of the titles are too graphic, even for Gawker. You can pretty much do a madlibs line involving the words "pimp," "hoe," various body parts, and some familiar and not so familiar euphemisms for sexual acts. You get it. We can move on.
Don't Forget: Osama Loved Whitney Houston, Too
Max Read · 02/13/12 06:48PMSemi-Legal Pastimes: A Night at the Underground Combat League
Hamilton Nolan · 02/13/12 04:25PMThere is no activity that you can imagine—legal or illegal, savory or unsavory—that is not occurring on a regular basis behind some closed door somewhere in New York City. Are there regularly occurring, unlicensed, and unregulated full-contact bloody ultimate fighting competitions happening in some underground gym way up in The Bronx, for example? Of course there are. This is a metropolis, after all.
The Worst Remembrances of Whitney Houston on the Internet
Max Read · 02/13/12 03:22PMWhitney Houston died on Saturday, and the internet quickly filled with remembrances and tributes. Some of them, despite the short turnaround, were smart and informative and moving: Rich Juzwiak's terrific piece in The Daily, for example. And some of them were so stupid we had to collect them for you.
Reddit Reluctantly Bans Child Porn
Adrian Chen · 02/13/12 01:35PMThese Women Forgive Chris Brown And Would Not Mind Being Beaten By Him, Actually
A.J. Daulerio · 02/13/12 12:00PMHuman Embodiment of Hatred Not a Fan of Valentine's Day
Hamilton Nolan · 02/13/12 09:35AMAdele's Album of the Year Acceptance Speech Is the Most Endearing Ever
Matt Toder · 02/12/12 11:35PMThe "rubbish relationship," the snot, it was all great.
This Is Nicki Minaj's Completely Insane Exorcism-Inspired Performance
Matt Toder · 02/12/12 11:13PMWhat?
Jennifer Hudson Pays Tribute to Whitney Houston with 'I Will Always Love You'
Matt Toder · 02/12/12 10:52PMNot an easy job and Jennifer Hudson delivered.
Bon Iver Frontman Justin Vernon's Speech Dripped with Ironic Detachment
Matt Toder · 02/12/12 10:49PMAdele's Incredible Performance of 'Rolling In the Deep'
Matt Toder · 02/12/12 10:15PMAmazing. And the first bit of truly inspired anything tonight.
Alicia Keys and Bonnie Raitt Name-Check Whitney Houston and Sing in Memory of Etta James
Matt Toder · 02/12/12 08:35PMLotta looking back so far tonight.
LL Cool J Opens the Grammys With a Prayer for, and a Memory of, Whitney Houston
Matt Toder · 02/12/12 08:14PMLL Cool J opened the Grammys with a prayer for, a memory of, Whitney Houston. Here is that opening.