Not only is this reality TV lady using a crew member's prescription, she's also sleeping with him. This singer refused the invite to be on Oprah's farewell special. And this actress is sleeping with fans for money and drugs. Maybe she should get a reality show.

It had been a couple weeks since Staten Island's Finest graced our TV screens, so watching tonight's new Mob Wives was like welcoming an old friend back into our home—just like frequent fighter Renee Graziano did when she invited her prison-bound ex-husband to shack back up with her.

Libyan dictator Muammar Qaddafi took some time out of his busy schedule hiding from NATO bombs, fighting a war against his own people, and getting so high to play a game of chess with the president of the World Chess Federation, Kirsan Ilyumzhinov yesterday in Tripoli. Russian news agency Interfax reports that Qaddafi and one of his sons went with the Sicilian Defense — a chess opening that is described as "combative." How fitting. He also said there's no way he's leaving Libya.

For better or worse (hint: worse), Keeping Up With the Kardashians returned tonight for its sixth season. And because nobody should be forced to endure an entire 30 minutes of America's most overexposed family each Sunday night, we'll be watching it for you and reporting back with a clip of each episode's most cringeworthy 15 or so seconds.

Just last month we were all planking on top of cop cars and camels, reacquainting ourselves with the joy and sense of wonderment that we knew as children. Now it's time for Cone-ing: a new "craze" that involves fast-food ice cream cones and cold hands.

Lady Gaga is nothing if not fascinating. Some would even suggest she's inexplicable. So if all of us grownups have trouble explaining the phenomenon, it pretty much goes without saying that group of children—like the one in the above video, reacting to Gaga's recent interview with David Letterman—wouldn't be able to either. [The Fine Brothers]

Every day, celebrities across the world are followed and photographed by the omnipresent paparazzi, often to entertaining results. From Snooki in Italy to the Kardashians in Los Angeles to Jennifer Lopez in London to Will Smith in New York, here are some of the more amusing shots from the past week.

Bicyclists in New York City can't ride outside the painted lines of bike lanes, or ride inside the painted lines of bike lanes, or bike-while-foreign, or even ride near Fox News employees. Now biking in a skirt isn't allowed, either.

Last week, a post appeared on the prominent blog "A Gay Girl in Damascus" claiming that the blogger, an out Syrian lesbian who wrote under the name Amina Arraf, had been kidnapped by Syrian security forces. As it turned out, there was no Amina—just a guy in Scotland named Tom.

Bay Area radio evangelist Harold Camping, who proclaimed that the world was ending on May 21 and was "flabbergasted" when it did not, though invisibly it did, was hospitalized on Thursday night after suffering from a stroke.

Mazel tov to Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg and his longtime girlfriend, med student Priscilla "Cilla" Chan, who are engaged! According to Bill Gates, at least, who seemed to let the news slip during an interview with The Daily Mail:

John Boehner is aware that some of you rude people mispronounce his surname to sound like various words, "even Boner." But he'll still take Boehner over that sexting Congressguy's last name, he suggested during a commencement speech to Ohio State University grads today.

Rep. Anthony Weiner (D - N.Y.) has bundled himself off to a "treatment center," where he will soon be cured of his allergy to not sending pictures of his cock to everyone he knows. But we shall not want for new Weiner shots! TMZ has the newest bunch, most of them taken at a gym—including one particularly revealing shot (above left) that proves the congressman has been using government resources... to get ripped! BAM! (That is the congressional gym, according to TMZ, so Weiner should reimburse taxpayers for use of its mirror.) [TMZ]

Four people who at one time fell in love with Bananas Foster might have already fallen out of love with the flaming dessert, after suffering burns during a Foster-related "explosion." If only they'd have worn their full-body, fire-retardant dining-out suits!

Fox Business host Eric Bolling, who, let's be clear here, is not racist, is very concerned about the all of the "hoodlums" that Obama is hosting in the, uh, "hizzy."

Bret Lockett's story gets weirder and weirder. Kim Kardashian's wedding photos are worth $1 million. Gerard Butler and Jessica Biel are getting close. Sunday gossip is checking in to sexting rehab.

New photos of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D - Ariz.)—the first to be publicly released since she was shot in the head in January—were published on her Facebook page by her staff on Sunday. In one, the congresswoman smiles next to her mother Gloria; in the other, she faces the camera directly. In an interview this week, Giffords' chief of staff Pia Carusone cautioned against over-optimistic expectations for her recovery, telling the Arizona Republic that her boss still has trouble communicating, and will be in outpatient therapy for months. Even so, it's nice to see the congresswoman's smile.

As if it didn't have enough to deal with already, the International Monetary Fund admitted to staff on Wednesday that it was the victim of a "large and sophisticated cyberattack," one that occurred over the last few months and led to a "very major breach."

A set of cursed car rims brought about the death of one Texas man, and perhaps will result in the death of another. It it all very senseless and sad.

Amidst new revelations that he contacted a teenager online, Rep. Anthony Weiner (D - N.Y.) is apparently headed to a "treatment center," leading Democratic leaders to openly call for the congressman to resign.