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Old Hollywood Costumes May Be the World's Only Sound Investment

Brian Moylan · 06/20/11 05:25PM

At an auction of actress Debbie Reynolds' collection of old Hollywood costumes this weekend, someone purchased the famous Marilyn Monroe "subway dress" from the movie The Seven Year Itch for $4.6 million, which was well above the pre-sale estimate of $1-$2 million. In fact, all the clothes sold for prices well above what was predicted.

New Miss USA Miraculously Believes in Evolution

Adrian Chen · 06/20/11 05:02PM

Meet 21-year-old Alyssa Campanella, your new Miss USA: She's beautiful, talented and, best of all, not willfully ignorant of hundreds of years of scientific knowledge. The winner of this year's Miss USA pageant believes in evolution!

Noah Wyle Is Back, Bitches

Richard Lawson · 06/20/11 04:55PM

America's second favorite sexy doctor (after George Clooney, of course) has a new success on his hands. Also today: Did Steven Spielberg blackball Megan Fox? Plus some important NerdNewz™.

Vain Startup Founders Swear They're Not Vain

Ryan Tate · 06/20/11 04:52PM

The new tech millionaires yearn to legitimize their wealth. They swear they're better than those year 2000 dot-com scamsters. They're basically poor people, see, but with humongous bank accounts — and an endless need to brag about their modest lifestyles.

If You Don't Want a Personal Jet Pack Then You're Dumb

Hamilton Nolan · 06/20/11 04:41PM

Gravity existence! Personal jetpacks! Squirrel love! Treadmill shrimp! Lion theories! Worm brains! Dwarf stars! Futuristic pots! And x-ray food from the very near future! It's your Monday Science Watch, where we watch science—without any fancy science degrees!

Lady Gaga Shows Off Turquoise Pubes and Armpit Hair

Maureen O'Connor · 06/20/11 04:21PM

At last night's Much Music Awards, Lady Gaga took her wig fetish to its logical next step with neon turquoise pit and pube wigs. The carpet matches the drapes matches the—hmm—valances? Tapestries? Terry cloth toilet cover?

New York Same-Sex Marriage Vote Not Expected Today

Jim Newell · 06/20/11 03:45PM

The big vote on legalizing same-sex marriage in New York could still come in the state senate today — the last scheduled day of the current legislative session — but reports are trickling in that it could be delayed until Wednesday or Thursday, during an extended session.

Website Addresses Will Never Be the Same

Adrian Chen · 06/20/11 03:22PM

ICANN, the international organization in charge of web domain names, has just decided to allow people to register pretty much anything as a top-level domain. That means instead of boring old .com and .net, we could be visiting "www.cute.dogs" soon.

This Is What Gay Men in America Really Look Like

Brian Moylan · 06/20/11 03:09PM

The stereotype of gay men is that they all live in urban environments and prance around in designer clothing saying "fierce" and giving straight women make-overs. We all know that in reality gay men are much more diverse and mundane. Here is a real picture of what today's gay world is like.

Nevada Idiot Will Stop Chinese Army from Conquering America

Jim Newell · 06/20/11 02:37PM

Mark Amodei has won the Republican nomination for the upcoming special election in Nevada's second congressional district. Congrats, Mark! How is he celebrating? By making this dumb ad about the Chinese Communist Army taking over Washington D.C., unless he's elected as America's newest congressional backbencher.

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Fight Night, Part One

Richard Lawson · 06/20/11 01:25PM

Last night's episode of A Tan Too Far was all about the sibling feud that is shaping this entire season. So finally we tapped into the juice! The Giuce! Still, though, nothing really happened.

Sing-a-Long Scientology Video Surfaces

Maureen O'Connor · 06/20/11 01:03PM

Ooh, look, another propaganda video from Hollywood's favorite cult, the Church of Scientology. This one appears to have been filmed in the early '90s, and features a fascinating shot of Church leader David Miscavige singing a Scientology hymn with his cronies.

Will This Xtreme Motocross Dude Rule America One Day?

Jim Newell · 06/20/11 12:29PM

Former ambassador to China and Utah governor Jon Huntsman Jr. is gearing up to run for president! That single human being in Iowa, at least, is pleased as punch. What do we know about this blossoming mute? According to this ad, he's the "candidate for president who rides motocross to relax." Nifty! That Oval Office fridge better be stocked like the dickens with Mountain Dew Code Red.

At Target, the Assholes Win

Hamilton Nolan · 06/20/11 12:03PM

After a long and intense battle between union organizers and corporate anti-union forces, workers at the Valley Stream, NY Target store last Friday voted against unionizing. But a few good things did come out of this whole messy process.

What The Killing Can Learn from Game of Thrones

Brian Moylan · 06/20/11 11:58AM

Last night both HBO's Game of Thrones and The Killing had their season finales. One was brilliant and the other a huge letdown. Here is what Thrones did to kill The Killing.

Don't Quit Your Day Job, Ryan Reynolds

Richard Lawson · 06/20/11 10:40AM

Canada's answer to a question nobody asked has rolled out his big superhero picture and it's not quite a hit. Meanwhile, another Canadian, name of Jim Carrey, isn't faring so well either.

Supreme Court Kills Huge Discrimination Suit Against Wal-Mart

Hamilton Nolan · 06/20/11 10:16AM

The Supreme Court has just ruled that what would have been the largest sex discrimination suit in history—more than a million women suing Wal-Mart—cannot proceed as a class action suit. The women are all free to sue the company separately, but the mega-humongo class action suit would have been a serious financial threat to the company, while various isolated lawsuits will not be.