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Tea Party vs. Manatees: It's On
Jim Newell · 07/13/11 01:39PM
The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is in the process of writing rules to protect manatees, the fat monsters who occasionally get lost and dominate media coverage for weeks, from boating and other "activities" that constantly kill them in Kings Bay, Florida. So, is the local Tea Party chapter okay with this? Ha ha, no, not at all.
How Can Oprah Save Her Crappy Network?
Hamilton Nolan · 07/13/11 12:45PMMila Kunis Not Actually Going on YouTube Marine Date?
Richard Lawson · 07/13/11 12:00PMNewt Gingrich Is Winning, Depending on How You Look at It
Jim Newell · 07/13/11 11:48AMCasey Anthony Found Disguised as Black Man in Philly
Adrian Chen · 07/13/11 11:37AMAnderson Cooper Accused of Ripping Off Snooki Segment
Brian Moylan · 07/13/11 11:31AMLevi Johnston's Sister Is Posing for Playboy
Maureen O'Connor · 07/13/11 11:25AMLindsay Lohan 'Indignant That She Was Not Considered for Black Swan’
Maureen O'Connor · 07/13/11 10:47AMWhich Oscar Winner Is Going Gay?
Brian Moylan · 07/13/11 10:01AMThe Scandal's Second Scalp: News Corp Abandons BSkyB Bid
Hamilton Nolan · 07/13/11 09:22AM
Do you hear that? It's the sound of another shoe dropping. News Corp, besieged by a strange and unfamiliar phenomenon called "bad publicity that can't just be ignored," just announced that it's abandoning its lengthy (and extremely important, at least in the context of European media) quest to take over British Sky Broadcasting.
Totalitarian Governments Suck at Photoshop
Jeff Neumann · 07/13/11 06:33AMBP's Man in Washington Loses Light Bulb Fight
Jeff Neumann · 07/13/11 04:25AM
While the rest of Washington squabbles over the debt ceiling, one man has been fighting for your right to buy real lightbulbs. Republican Congressman Joe Barton — of BP "shakedown" fame — has been trying to overturn the 2007 law that requires lightbulbs to operate 30 percent more efficiently by 2012. Barton lost last night after failing to get two-thirds support in the House.
Here's the World's First Senior Citizen Lip Dub Video
Matt Cherette · 07/13/11 03:31AMBack in May, the city of Grand Rapids, Michigan got back at Newsweek for putting it on a list of "dying cities" with a giant, single-take lip dub video. Now the fine old folks at Clark Retirement Community in East Grand Rapids—in conjunction with Grand Valley State University—have just released a new single-take lip dub, set this time to Michael Bublé's "Feeling Good." After watching it, we bet you'll feel good, too.
Get the Topshop Look By Not Eating Anything, Ever
Seth Abramovitch · 07/13/11 03:06AM
Boldly bucking current runway trends that celebrate the non-skeletal female form, clothing retailer Topshop went with Australian model Codie Young as the (miserable-looking) face of their Prim and Polished line. The reaction from eating disorder groups was swift, who denounced the company's use of a size-zero model as deeply irresponsible. Topshop took the photo down, and replaced it with another of Young in which she looked marginally less prone to shattering into a thousand pieces at the slightest touch. Young herself, meanwhile, countered accusations that she is anorexic on her personal blog:
Pizza Hut Hates Drag Queens
Matt Cherette · 07/13/11 02:20AMLast weekend, Vishon Murphy put on his Sunday best—a dress and gladiator sandals—and waltzed into a Pizza Hut in Wallace, North Carolina. But instead of saying "Shantay you stay," the restaurant's general manager was all "sashay away" and forced Murphy to leave. A must-watch local news report detailing the saga is above. [via Eater]
Mila Kunis' Marine Date: 'I Always Thought I Had a Chance'
Seth Abramovitch · 07/13/11 02:11AM
On Monday, we brought you the heartwarming story of Sgt. Scott Moore, a US Marine stationed in Afghanistan who posted a no-frills YouTube invitation to Mila Kunis, asking her to join him as his date to the Marine Corps Birthday Ball (held November 12 at the Gaylord Resort and Convention Center in Maryland). Her Friends With Benefits costar Justin Timberlake convinced her to say yes during a live interview, and word quickly trickled back to Moore. The Corps has now sent out an official interview, in which Moore reacts to the exciting news that he's now just a couple bases short of catching up with Natalie Portman:
Anderson Cooper Gives Snooki's Novel a Dramatic Reading
Matt Cherette · 07/13/11 01:42AMOn tonight's AC360, Anderson Cooper did the unlikely: He made himself the subject of his "Ridiculist" segment, all because he'd previously doubted the literary talents of Jersey Shore's Snooki, who signed a second book deal today. But since Gorilla Beach won't be out until next May, Cooper instead took out a copy of Snooki's first novel, A Shore Thing, and finally gave it the dramatic reading it's always deserved.
Restaurant Bans Children Under Six
Seth Abramovitch · 07/13/11 01:08AMPeople may be having fewer children than ever before, but have you noticed that the ones they are having keep gravitating directly to you — screaming through transatlantic flights, filling their diapers on crowded subways, whipping silverware at your head during romantic meals, etc.? Well, one man has, and he's decided to do something about it. McDain's, a driving range-side eatery in Pennsylvania, has instated a new policy: No more kids under six.
Regis Philbin Ruins David Letterman's Top 10 List
Matt Cherette · 07/13/11 12:35AMAfter receiving a request from David Letterman to serve as co-host of the Late Show for one night, Regis Philbin showed up to do just that on tonight's program. But when it came time for Philbin to assist Letterman in reading off the night's Top 10 list, things went south—and became quite funny—in a hurry.







