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Swag Industry Furious Over Government's Swag Cuts
Jim Newell · 11/11/11 04:27PM
President Obama continued his series of small tweaks to the broken system via executive order this week by asking agencies "to cut about $4 billion per year from the federal government's budget for travel, cellphones, conferences and 'swag' like agency-branded mugs and clothing." This sounds painfully modest. But, like everything else, not modest enough to keep major trade groups from raising hell in its wake.
Times Are Tough for Tiger Woods Lookalike
Maureen O'Connor · 11/11/11 04:21PMKaty Perry Plays Regretful Old Spinster in New Video
James Apsimon · 11/11/11 03:57PMThe Muppets Should Not Host the Oscars
Brian Moylan · 11/11/11 03:39PM
It's been a hell of a week for the Oscars: Brett Ratner quit, Eddie Murphy quit, and everyone had some bright ideas about who should host. Sadly, Brian Grazer and Billy Crystal were quickly hired. And even though the once and future king of the Oscars has been anointed, some of you people are still carrying on about the damn Muppets. Knock it off!
Scientist Creates Another Goddamn Invisibility Cloak
Adrian Chen · 11/11/11 03:24PMInvestors Are Dying to Bet Against Groupon
Ryan Tate · 11/11/11 03:01PMTwitter Addiction Destroys Man's Life
Maureen O'Connor · 11/11/11 02:56PM
Larry Carlat used to be a married editor of a men's magazine. (Men's Health, according to LinkedIn.) Then he became obsessed with Twitter, lost his job, got divorced, and alienated loved ones. In a grim addiction memoir for NYT Magazine's Lives column, the tweetoholic describes tweeting "every hour on the hour, day and night":
100,000 'Atlas Shrugged' DVDs Recalled for Perfectly Hilarious Reason
Jim Newell · 11/11/11 02:41PM
In what appears to be a legitimate press release on the blog of the official Atlas Shrugged Part I website, the producers of the film have announced that they will "replace more than 100,000 title sheets appearing on the Atlas Shrugged Part 1 DVD and Blu-ray versions." Sounds like a pain in the ass. Why? Did child porn pics somehow show up on them? No! But the ultimate Randian curse word — "self-sacrifice" — did, and that's worse.
Cain Tells an Anita Hill Joke, Crowd Laughs and Laughs
Maureen O'Connor · 11/11/11 02:08PMUnion Square Is the Loneliest Place in New York City
Brian Moylan · 11/11/11 02:04PMConservative Investors Sue Over Sham Tea Party TV Network
Jim Newell · 11/11/11 01:58PMDavid Schwimmer Lists His L.A. Dream Home
Leah Beckmann · 11/11/11 01:45PMImmortals Is Like a Perfect Lover: Beautiful and Stupid
Brian Moylan · 11/11/11 01:37PM
We've all met them before, someone who is incredibly attractive, almost unbelievably so. It's like they were Photoshopped by nature. But then they start talking and you realize there is absolutely zero substance to them. Still, you keep talking to them, engaging with them, because it's just so damn pretty. That is exactly what watching Immortals is like.
Flu Season Is Going to Be Ugly at Occupy Wall Street
Adrian Chen · 11/11/11 01:07PMParents Upset Porn Star Sasha Grey Read a Book to Children
Brian Moylan · 11/11/11 12:56PMFood-Refusing Taylor Lautner Must Be Forced to Eat
Maureen O'Connor · 11/11/11 12:30PMThe Newt Gingrich Surge Is On
Jim Newell · 11/11/11 12:15PM
Around this time last week, we gave the fickle Republican base voters 10 days to start getting over this Herman Cain thing and commence with the "Gingrich Surge," "Newtmentum," "The Newtening," "Fat Head Makes Good" — whatever you prefer. With three days to go, it looks like they're complying. We were just screwing around. Oops!