She's been an alien, a nerd, the princess of Candyland, and with the video for her latest single, "The One That Got Away," Katy Perry plays a sad, wrinkly old grey version of herself reflecting on a passionate relationship gone sour.

We're kind of disappointed that nothing shoots out of her boobs in this one, as with "Firework" and "California Gurls"—done tastefully, a couple clouds of dust would have been a nice touch.